chromium05
07-28-2007, 09:09 AM
President Bush goes to a primary school to meet the kids. There's a question session and a boy puts his hand up. Bush asks him his name.
"Stanley," says the boy.
"And what's your question, Stanley?"
The boy replies, "I have four questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin LAden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Before Bush can answer, the bell rings.
Bush informs the kids that they will continue after the break. When they resume, a different boy puts up his hand. Bush asks the boy his name.
"Johnnie" he responds.
"And what is your question Johnnie?"
"Actually Sir, I have six questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin LAden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early today? And sixth, what the fuck happened to Stanley?"
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Someone has to....
"Stanley," says the boy.
"And what's your question, Stanley?"
The boy replies, "I have four questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin LAden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Before Bush can answer, the bell rings.
Bush informs the kids that they will continue after the break. When they resume, a different boy puts up his hand. Bush asks the boy his name.
"Johnnie" he responds.
"And what is your question Johnnie?"
"Actually Sir, I have six questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without UN support? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin LAden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early today? And sixth, what the fuck happened to Stanley?"
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Someone has to....