View Full Version : You know your day is going to be bad when...
alruggs
08-01-2007, 02:49 PM
you take 3 steps out of bed and step in a pool of puppy pee. It's been a slippery slope from there.
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insertnamehere
08-01-2007, 02:59 PM
awww..... *hugs*
at least you have an adorable puppy to love? im assuming thats where the pee came from, anyway.
er, yeah, hey alruggs im back!
ericlee
08-01-2007, 03:04 PM
Funny of you to write a thread of pee and a bad day cause I just got home from work and saw four homeless guys basically sleeping on top of each other.
I saw a trail of water on the ground, followed it with my eyes and sure enough, it lead to one of those guys pants. I didn't walk into it but I saw some shoe prints of a few different pairs of shoes. Maybe they're getting ready for their bad day.
alruggs
08-01-2007, 03:09 PM
okay, I feel a little better. at least I'm not homeless. I just hate it when things start piling up.
ericlee
08-01-2007, 03:13 PM
okay, I feel a little better. at least I'm not homeless. I just hate it when things start piling up.
Who knows. It probably wasn't a bad day for him. He was probably dreaming of swimming pools and his pals were sharing the dream with him.
Hey, ya can't blame me for trying to look at the better side.
i spent the first hour of my working day listening to some bitch eat cheerios
*crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch*
*crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch*
i need a drink
TimDoolan
08-01-2007, 03:19 PM
I quit my job today. YEEEEHAW!
alruggs
08-01-2007, 03:37 PM
I had to come home for a few minutes so I can have a do over. I'm just going to pretend my day is starting over again. I have a puppy in my lap so it can't be that bad right? Even if my car insurance IS going up to $303/mo. and my boyfriend is going to cabo san lucas without me against my wishes (long story).
Even if my car insurance IS going up to $303/mo. and my boyfriend is going to cabo san lucas without me against my wishes (long story).
Booooo. I remember when my car insurance went from $80 a month to about $290. And it slowly went back down over about a 7 year period.
DAMN YOU SR22!
oh, and boo about you having to stay home while your boyfriend goes and has fun, against your wishes too.
alruggs
08-01-2007, 05:35 PM
I just switched insurance companies. I'm down to $234/mo. Now I just have to destroy my boyfriend's passport.
cookiepuss
08-01-2007, 05:42 PM
Now I just have to destroy my boyfriend's passport.
that's easy let the puppy(ies) chew it up.(y)
whoops. passport chewed up. ooooooohhhhh welllllll.
alruggs
08-01-2007, 07:44 PM
that's easy let the puppy(ies) chew it up.(y)
whoops. passport chewed up. ooooooohhhhh welllllll.
Very believable story as they have destroyed his socks today.
trailerprincess
08-02-2007, 03:27 AM
....you are in the car on the motorway and you don't know why you keep getting strange looks until you look down, and your seatbelt has loosened all the buttons on your shirt and you're flashing your bra to the world. :o
alruggs
08-02-2007, 09:57 AM
....you are in the car on the motorway and you don't know why you keep getting strange looks until you look down, and your seatbelt has loosened all the buttons on your shirt and you're flashing your bra to the world. :o
That was a hot look in the 90s!!;)
Randetica
08-02-2007, 06:01 PM
pee lakes and too long pants are not a good combination, i sure would know
alruggs
08-10-2007, 11:48 AM
I just switched insurance companies. I'm down to $234/mo. Now I just have to destroy my boyfriend's passport.
So I get the new paperwork in the mail for the new insurance and it says $331/mo. rather than the $234 I was told.
My bonus prize in the mail? JURY SUMMONS!
I've been forced listening to Bon Jovi and Mariah Carey on heavy rotation for the past 6 hours, and it's raining.
alruggs
08-10-2007, 11:58 AM
Heaven help us. We're livin' on a prayer.
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