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ericlee
08-05-2007, 12:32 AM
Gee great. My wife is all, "I wanna watch a scary movie". I can't think of anything real scary atm so, I pop in the Devil's Rejects.

I dunno, I don't think it's that scary at all but, to anyone who has blind eyes to this world, it's a bladder draining watch.

Well, it took the beginning to freak her out a bit. The part with Tiny dragging the corpse. She thought it was real and was freakin the hell out during that part.

After that was over, she's all cool with it. She loved the shootout and stuff.

Then it came time for the motel room scene and then she totally lost it. "Oh my god, what kind of asshole makes this stuff, what kind of assholes watch this stuff, oh my god".

I just told her that it's a movie and she told me that I'm the devil for liking it, hahahaha.

One thing ya gotta love about cultural differences. Have you ever watched a Chinese opera? Oh man.

insertnamehere
08-05-2007, 12:35 AM
it's cause you sucked all the jelly blood out of your hulk when you were a kid that you're such a sicko now, I'd say. permanent mental damage.

ericlee
08-05-2007, 12:45 AM
it's cause you sucked all the jelly blood out of your hulk when you were a kid that you're such a sicko now, I'd say. permanent mental damage.

Hey wait a min. I did post about that didn't I.

Well, it was jelly. I think it was strawberry too.

But hey, she's Chinese and in China, it's a delicacy to eat k-9's to felines. Well, she never has but... To me, that kind of stuff is a scary movie.

Oh man, she's punching the shit out of me too. Hahaha. She was in the other room after the hotel scene but, she knows when I write about her.

insertnamehere
08-05-2007, 12:47 AM
Haha, yeah yeah, you mentioned the hulk doll before. I'm not entirely sure where my memory of that came from. Maybe cause I was just eating strawberry poptarts. who knows.

ericlee
08-05-2007, 12:57 AM
Great movie. Seen it like 8 times. Haven't seen House of 1000 Corpses though.

What motel scene?

You know, rubbing the gun in the crotch while hubby is watching.

Right after that scene, my wife stormed out of the living room and into the bedroom. Oops.

She loves revenge movies though and I'm trying to bring her in here to watch the end but, she just can't do it. Hahaha. Yeah, I'm still watching it.

ericlee
08-05-2007, 01:13 AM
What do you mean she thought it was real? Like didn't realise it was a movie?!

Yeah, exactly. She thought it was real footage of some sicko dragging a body through the woods.

It took about 5 mins of telling her that it's a movie and it's all fake till she realized.

Otis Driftwood
08-05-2007, 07:11 AM
Tiny gets redeemed very nicely at the end, though, don't you think?

beastiegirrl101
08-05-2007, 03:18 PM
Hey I thought this thread was about how we are equal Eric.

roosta
08-07-2007, 04:29 AM
Rob Zombie is a worthless piece of shit

That is all.