whats the story lads and lassies?

[jammytastic]

le sigh. one of my wisdom teeth is coming up and it hasnt enough room. it keeps stopping and starting and its doing my head in. im ascared of the dentist so im not going. instead i am numbing the pain by drinking whiskey. its for the best. obviously irish whiskey. you cant beat a glass of jamey on the rocks.

i was out there a few nights ago in this tranny bar. this auld yolk of a tranny took a shine to me and wouldnt leave me be. he only went away when i told him i wanted to be up to the elbow in him and he said i was no lady. yeah no shit paddy.

why is it whenever i log onto this site just pure random bollox flies from my fingers? eh who cares. im amusing myself and thats alls i care about.

my tooth is fucking killing me though.

anyway its bank holiday here. most of the folks i know have gone to wexford for this massive outdoor dancefest thing. load of shite. i cant stomach dance music. not even off the head. i must have riffage.

ooohhhh! also i have been off telly for nearly 17 weeks. it started because of a dispute with the digital people but now i have weened myself off the goggle box and find that i dont miss it. which is just aswell because sky have probobly blacklisted me. i ran amok on the phone and kinda made whatever mongoloid was on the otherend cry or something. so what does all this mean? basically i havent seen any big brother and im more than delighted i wasnt drawn into it this year. alls i know is theres a lad in it that looks like zippy from rainbow and if hes 26 im a cylinder of gas.

im going to see napalm death next week. oooooooh! and my very first godbaby is getting christened next sunday. i might fizzle when i get into the church but ill soldier on. little tara is a smasher shes ever so gorgeous and shes real tall for a babog shes a beauty and shes my little godbaby and ye cant have her.

la la la la la la ok i dunno. i must go numb my gums.

[Teh]

Getting your wisdom teeth out doesn't hurt.

I've had two out and only took one day off uni. You get so many drugs anyway it's basically the same as you hammering down the whiskey, yo.

[jammytastic]

yeah but then ill have to sit in the chair and no matter how much i tell myself to toughen up i cant stop bawling crying as soon as i walk in the door. its just reall embarrassing when the dentist and the nurse laugh at you and im in bits shaking and crying with snot and tears covering my face.
on the plus side my dentist is the image of gerry adams without the beard and good golly that cant be wrong.

[Tompz]

my first wisdom tooth took no more than five seconds to extract, the second one was quite an ordeal even though i got serious anastaethics so i guess it can be either way

supposedly the wisdoms in the upper jaw are easier to get rid off, good luck anyway

[BangkokB]

My wifes wisdom teeth are coming in and I see this as manna from heaven

The trick is you keep going back to the dentist and tell them that the meds suck and pain is your enemy. Then keep going back and calling religiously until they prescribe you something proper. 3rd time was the charm for me. Don't know what they gave me when I called the lady told me to take 2 more and call back~I became at one with that bean bag I was laying on. The call was never made: Except for refills

[ET]

HELLO

[Kid Presentable]

jammy, the thing to be really scared about is the anaesthetic relaxing your body so much, that while you're under you shit in your pants.

[mikizee]

I think everyone has heard my horror story about getting my wisdom teeth out. I can't be bothered to tell it again. The bucketload of sweet sweet painkillers made it worth it, for sure.