I want a Gorilla suit?

[-T-]

I want a Gorilla suit or maybe something else. I borrowed a Gorilla suit a few years back when I was in High School for a video for class. Basically I just fucked around with people in town. Fun stuff. The problem is I would buy one and use it a few times and it would sit. I would like a Chewbacca one but I suck at Chewy sounds. I don't know

Any recommendations besides a Gorilla. Something different?

[Otis Driftwood]

Gorilla suit is good, but I'd wait til winter or you'll stink like a gorilla under all that fur. People in bunny suits tend to get beaten up. Maybe a bear suit would work.

[wrongwayandugg]

Who doesn't?

[Otis Driftwood]

An orang utan!

[-T-]

Oh man, when i was in high school we watched a movie on crazy monkeys. The first time I heard the term "Penis Fencing". Rubbing themselves and others, those things are fucking perverts. Thats all they do.

[Randetica]

i want/need a job like that

where people cant see me and i dont have to talk with them (y)

[-T-]

Like a mascot? That would be a horrible job. Especially when people give you crap. I know I would get fired and get hit with assault charges.


Gorilla suit+Alcohol=:D

[Randetica]

people give me crap already

i would feel more safe in my spongebob suit so it just gets better


feels good to have absolutely no pride (y)

[-T-]

I see. In that case maybe you should invest in a spongebob suit. Just wear it all the time. You could have a bladder sack,poo bin in there so you only have to take it off like once a week to empty it out. Or you could just go in the costume. Then nobody would want interact with you.(y)

Or you could go on a murder spree and become the Spongebob killer!!(y)(y)

I'm sorry.

[Randetica]

I see. In that case maybe you should invest in a spongebob suit. Just wear it all the time. You could have a bladder sack,poo bin in there so you only have to take it off like once a week to empty it out. Or you could just go in the costume. Then nobody would want interact with you.(y)

Or you could go on a murder spree and become the Spongebob killer!!(y)(y)

I'm sorry.

why? best idea you ever had!

i shit my pants and kill people all the time but the spongebob suit gives it some class (y)

enough with the (y)ing!