dear internet

[insertnamehere]

i love you. you give me, nay, the world, so much. if you were a sentient being, i would make secksitime with you. keep up the good work.

hugs and kisses,
inh

[internet]

Right back atcha sexylegs ;)

[JesusChrist]

Psshhht. Like I didn't give the world anything. Only MY FRIGGING LIFE. Being nailed to a cross and left there to die kinda hurts, you know.

[Adolf Hitler]

Am I in the right place?

[insertnamehere]

Hitler, just yesterday I was having a conversation, and the words "I think [Hitler] did the right thing..." came out of my mouth.

Granted, I was talking about that time you killed your dogs right before you killed yourself because Jesus only knows what they allies would have done to them if they'd found them. Jesus, would you care to elaborate?