Last day of work

[QueenAdrock]

I'm doing nothing as always, but I'm a little sad. I love my coworkers. Someone make a joke so I feel better. :(

[abcdefz]

Copied from elsewhere:

Bar Bet:

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey bartender, I bet you $50 I could lick my eyeball” So the bartender says, “You’re on.”

The guy removes his glass eye, licks it, and pops it back in. The bartender laughs and willingly gives the guy his cash. The next day, the guy
walks in again with another bet.

“Bartender, I bet you $100 I could bite my elbow.” The bartender agrees. So the guys pulls out his dentures, bites his elbow, and pops them
back in. The bartender laughs and grudgingly forks over the $100.

The next day the same guy walks in and says “Bartender, I bet you $500 I could place a shot glass at the end of the bar and piss in it from
here without spilling a drop.” So the bartender thinks this is a no lose situation.

He agrees. So the guy stands on the bar, pulls down his drawers and proceeds to piss all over the place. He pees all over the bartender,
the customers, in peoples drinks… everywhere. The bartender is rolling on the floor with laughter. “You owe me $500!”

“That’s ok,” says the guy, “I just bet those two guys at the end of the bar I could piss on you and still make you laugh!”

[HEIRESS]

how big is your purse?

[QueenAdrock]

Waaay ahead of you Heiress. Mix CDs, here I come!

[HEIRESS]

I also like those big post-it notes that are lined

and I could so use a new pack of fine-tipped sharpie markers KTHNX

[mikizee]

you guys have LINED post it notes????!!!!

What a world we live in.

[insertnamehere]

the like 3x5 inch lined post it card things? i got a couple packs of those and havnt really found a use for them

[Bob]

how big is your purse?

poop in it