brilliant inventions

[Bob]

a cell phone in the shape of a pocketwatch (i primarily use mine as a clock anyways)

self-cleaning clothes

[Otis Driftwood]

Everful beer bottle

[paul jones]

the internets. It's amazing(y)

[Nuzzolese]

A device in a car that somehow senses when the keys are in the car, but no human is, and it makes sure the doors stay unlocked, even if the engine is off.

[Yeti]

My Toyota Highlander will not lock the doors until I do it with my keychain button. I used to lock my keys in the car all the time with my old hooptie but not anymore.

[Nuzzolese]

My car has this annoying feature where it will automatically lock all the doors after the car has been started for about a minute. It's really annoying for any incoming passengers because I forget that all the doors are locked.

[Freebasser]

Candles shaped like nipples.

[paul jones]

teabags for making a lovely cup of tea(y)(y)(y)

[Randetica]

the internets. It's amazing(y)

go away with that future crap

[yeahwho]

[thread closed] The popcorn button on the microwave oven. [/thread closed & locked]

[Bob]

aka "the burned popcorn button"

[kaiser soze]

the turntable stylus....it's amazing all that sound comes from the tip of a pin

[TurdBerglar]

yeah that popcorn button sucks. now the 30 second + button is something to talk about.

[Yeti]

If the popcorn button causes your Orville Redenbacher to burn try to push it again. My popcorn button has 2 settings. The 2nd push of the button pops the corn all fluffy and flavorful.

[Yetra Flam]

Taffy.

[paul jones]

go away with that future crap

it is amazing that I remember getting by without the internet before some people invented it.I saw more daylight in those days too