look of your future wood apartment

[Randetica]

the people who get "fired" wont get a V.I.P. membership to pass this thread!

i would like to get a white coffin and everything decorated with white lilies and yellow satin material on the inside

when i start to get nasty then i want to make sure that atleast my last home looks good
and white is a nice clean color that is no color

my first poll!

my last retarded thread! (you wish)

[Otis Driftwood]

Wood apartment for the lolz.
I'm thinking something with racing stripes and the number 11 on it. I wanna have my future wood apartment rocketed into the sun so I come back as a Space Zombie with superpowers.

[Randetica]

^sounds good :D


BTW not sure but i think a guy tried to impress me today, he was jumpin over that metal 'no exit' supermarket thing and probably bruised his crotch while doing so then he sat himself all close to me, i didnt look at him once and after a few minutes he walked back into the supermarket

guess im not ready for an aldi romance yet

but maybe i should buy an aldi coffin
29.99!

[Otis Driftwood]

Aldi is always good value for money! Did you know the brothers who founded it are the richest germans alive and they are total recluses, almost no photographs and stuff?

[abcdefz]

Coffee with cremation. (y)

[hpdrifter]

Cremation for sure, so an urn of some sort I guess. A modestly priced receptacle.

[abcdefz]

Is there a Ralph's around here?

[Randetica]

Aldi is always good value for money! Did you know the brothers who founded it are the richest germans alive and they are total recluses, almost no photographs and stuff?

YES cause thats all you ever talk about!



and i said you cremation assholes arent welcome in this thread

[abcdefz]

...as opposed to the senselessly expensive mummification types?

Oh, here are some jewels we can bury you with, by the way.

[Nuzzolese]

Pink Camo or the Rebel Flag. They'll play Tuesday's Gone at the wake, and everyone in the funeral procession will ride monster trucks.

Or, how about a "pimped" casket with plush purple leopard print lining, a couple of MP3 players beside my head, some custom detailing on the outside, and a flat screen tv in the lid. The coffin itself will have 20 inch rims and flames will shoot out the exhaust pipes, (or maybe bubbles.)


Orrrr!!! I could do a Fairy Tale kind of Princess funeral, all pink and gold and pulled in a horse-drawn carriage followed by a group of small, sad forest animals, and dwarves. Some hunky guy with a sword can drop a bloody dragon's head on top of my coffin lid, in my honor. Since there are no real dragons I guess it can be a crocodile or something, that's pretty close.

[Tompz]

why isn't plexi-glass an option?

well, its my option anyway

[abcdefz]

Orrrr!!! I could do a Fairy Tale kind of Princess funeral, all pink and gold and pulled in a horse-drawn carriage followed by a group of small, sad forest animals, and dwarves. Some hunky guy with a sword can drop a bloody dragon's head on top of my coffin lid, in my honor. Since there are no real dragons I guess it can be a crocodile or something, that's pretty close.



GLASS CASKET
GLASS CASKET

[abcdefz]

Shouldn't we all be buried in oversized Twinkies? For preservation's sake?

[Otis Driftwood]

Orrrr!!! I could do a Fairy Tale kind of Princess funeral, all pink and gold and pulled in a horse-drawn carriage followed by a group of small, sad forest animals, and dwarves. Some hunky guy with a sword can drop a bloody dragon's head on top of my coffin lid, in my honor. Since there are no real dragons I guess it can be a crocodile or something, that's pretty close.
You must be very popular in fairy tale land!
And Randy,I think I really once posted this. Fuck you and your 250 IQ brain.