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RobMoney$
08-10-2007, 07:08 PM
Coming home from work today, I pull up in front of my house to see this real sketchy-looking dude nosing around the front of my house. At first, I was only mildly concerned because the people next door are renting and they have a bunch of sketchy-looking skaters and BMX friends hanging around.

So as I'm getting out of my car the dude opens my gate to the alley on the side of my house and starts walking up my alley. I walk over to see what this guy was up to and I see him looking all around at my neighbors house, like trying to look in the windows. He turned around and looked in my window too.

I said "Yo dude, Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my alley?" He starts walking back to me and I could see he was scared. He says "Uugh, I'm supposed to meet someone here to look at a house"

Now I think maybe the dude is legit, because like I said, the people next door are renting and have different people renting rooms, it's a big house kind of like a frat house.

So I said "Well what address you lookin for?" he says "Ugh 16...74" with a nervous stutter inbetween the 16 and the 74 that told me this fucker is lying.
First of all, I live on the 4600 block, there is no 1600 of my street. Secondly, I could tell he just made that number up out of his ass to corroborate his flimsy story. Third, I live across the street from a park, there is only odd numbered houses on my block, the even side of the street is a park.

I just said "Look at me dude, this is my house. You're not lookin for my house so get the fuck out of here and don't let me catch you around my house again" and he just started walking away real quickly.


Should I be worried that he'll try to come back when I'm not home or do you think he's ghost for good?

BangkokB
08-10-2007, 08:06 PM
Here’s What Really happened

While I was watching Days of Our Lives today while listening to Crowded House, I looked out of my Venetian blinds to see a confused American American guy that clearly needed help bc he was looking at my neighbors house that is for rent. Being the ever spot nosy person that I am I can’t help but ask “May I Help You”
He answers and a cat comes out of his mouth as he says “MOAR SaBBath.”From out of nowhere “Into The Void” starts playing and day becomes night.. He disappears into my lava lamp and I then open the door to scream profanities when the coast is clear

I then watched the 5 o Clock news that came on at 3:36.. Right after All of Our Children. Tad is Dead

RobMoney$
08-10-2007, 08:32 PM
I know this thread is titled crackhead, but god damn.:eek:

Otis Driftwood
08-12-2007, 04:32 PM
There is an overtly underappreciated post in this thread... :rolleyes:

Teh
08-12-2007, 04:36 PM
Hahaha!


BangkokB is the new board prophet, i have said it already.

befsquire
08-13-2007, 01:15 AM
now i know bangkok is making shit up. obviously it's all my children, not all of our children.

anyway, rob, he won't be back, unless he could see anything of value (outside) on the pass through.

RobMoney$
08-13-2007, 09:36 PM
now i know bangkok is making shit up. obviously it's all my children, not all of our children.

anyway, rob, he won't be back, unless he could see anything of value (outside) on the pass through.


Just my 50" flat panel and my entertainment center are visible from the window he glanced in. :eek:
I doubt this guy could lift either one to take them.
I'm more concerned about my kids safety than a tv or stereo though.

I doubt he's coming back either since he basically got caught within 30 seconds of scoping our houses out, but I still can't help but be concerned.

HEIRESS
08-14-2007, 09:05 AM
My uncle that just died was addicted to crack cocaine.

RobMoney$
08-14-2007, 03:57 PM
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