Shameful Drinking thread

[Kid Presentable]

I help myself to a belt of scotch some mornings. Not often enough to be controversial, but more just to put that little snap in the morning. Or maybe a breakfast beer on occasion, or a glass of wine.

I don't always do it.

[hitmonlee]

i like to have a few vodkas to wash down my valium and make them that extra bit fun

[Kid Presentable]

There's nothing like having a sly A.M beverage, then mouthwashing and beginning your day. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

A breakfast beer!!?!

That would be a sure-fire way to screw up my day.

Then again at the moment I don't like whisky. Hopefully when i'm older I won't turn out like my dad and finish off a massive bottle of it in 2 days. That man needs to stop.

I have had thoughts of giving up alcohol............but maybe after uni.

You'll never give it up. Alcohol is the true gateway drug.

[icy manipulator]

i dont drink coffee so if i've had fuck all sleep and need to work in the morning i've been known to polish off a black russian. great wake up call

[Bob]

in the morning...why didn't i think of that?

[Kid Presentable]

i dont drink coffee so if i've had fuck all and need to work in the morning i've been known to polish off a black russian. great wake up call

Excellent. That's the spirit. (y)(y)

[Yetra Flam]

If I'm having a difficult day, I have a few shots of vodka. I always keep it on hand. Medicinal use. Hahaha.

[fucktopgirl]

I quit drinking for a while.. I feel much better and have more energy.

Alcohol is the worst drugs of them all, i am not in accord with Kid when he say that it is the true gateway, i mean it kill your brains cells one by one, make you age faster and fuck up your liver. And if you mix that with pills, oh god beware,bad mix, in the long run you will feel really ill,your liver too and i am talking from a personal experience.

I do remember one morning though, waking up and making gin-tonic drinks with my sister , then hitting the beach and chilled. It was a good vibe. We drank all day and at the end of this day and the next morning, i didn't feel good at all.

I really don't like that feeling of heaviness that alcohol do... occasionally and for social purposes, drinking is alright but not often, like i use too. I was maybe drinking 2 beers a night , almost every night. I know you will say two beers, pfff that is nothing, well they were 9% alcohol. So 2 beers like that hammered you quite alright.

Anyway, i did my share of shameful drinking...now i change this pattern to a more healthy one.

Sorry if i sound so moralistic, i guess that's me.

[Kid Presentable]

Alcohol is the worst drugs of them all, i am not in accord with Kid when he say that it is the true gateway, i mean it kill your brains cells one by one, make you age faster and fuck up your liver.



I think there might be a translation problem. By 'gateway' I refer to the one drug which lowers your resistance to trying other drugs. They say Marijuana is a gateway drug in that it often leads individuals to use heavier substances. I feel that alcohol is the true gateway drug in this sense, as we grow up conditioned to accept both its presence and its intoxicating effects as a normal part of life. As we are already open to altering our mindstates (particularly if as children we witness our parents doing so), we become more willing to experiment with other things over our alcohol-consuming career.

[fucktopgirl]

I think there might be a translation problem. By 'gateway' I refer to the one drug which lowers your resistance to trying other drugs. They say Marijuana is a gateway drug in that it often leads individuals to use heavier substances. I feel that alcohol is the true gateway drug in this sense, as we grow up conditioned to accept both its presence and its intoxicating effects as a normal part of life. As we are already open to altering our mindstates (particularly if as children we witness our parents doing so), we become more willing to experiment with other things over our alcohol-consuming career.

Yea, i understood what you said, but i though you were like saying it is a GOOD gateway... Now, i get ya.

So true , alcohol is well accepted in our society and is a normal thing but it is one of the worst drug, how many people are killed because of it as for marijuana-hash, rarely people died of this. My theory as to why alcohol is better accepted, legal and encourage today more then pot: because it sort of numb people mind as pot CAN ''open the gateway of perceptions'':D. Pot doesn't stop you from thinking but alcohol drown you in a state of dismiss, make people forget about what really going on. If they are unhappy instead of looking trough it, they have a shot of alcohol.

So, it can transform people into some sort of zombie that alleviate their dissatisfaction with alcohol. So people think less clearly and therefore are not aware of the mess we are in.

Just an idea..

[Kid Presentable]

Alcohol on a normal day is the worst idea anyone could have

Going out to a nightclub and drinking is where it's at

Then again, there's nothing better than doing a load of gardening and having a fosters.

I often wonder if I would perform better if I hadn't done certain things at all, but I can't really go back on these things now.

It's amazing how we treat things as 'alcohol time' and 'non-alcohol time'. Well, it's not amazing but you get my drift. But we have our little regimented times for doing fun things just because we can't be trusted to do the righty.

I say there's always time for a drink. All things in moderation, even moderation.

[Kid Presentable]

Drinking helps you get laid.

[Kid Presentable]

Well yeah, there is that.........but it's not really ideal is it.

hahaha, too true mate.

[hitmonlee]

i have cones in the morning before work. couldn't handle alcohol though!

[Videodrome]

sometimes after i have gotten so hammered the night before i drink 2 beers or so in the morning to try and shake my hangover. it should be noted that it never works. sometimes i drink a few beers before going to my second job on the weekends. i only do that because i don't care.

[Randetica]

i had too much ice tea today

[Bob]

i'm drinking right now

because i'm sick of studying

so fucking tired of it

in my defense though i've basically been in and out of classes for a straight year now

but i'm really so damn tired of studying. i have a closed book exam on wednesday, there's so much fucking memorizing i've got to do for it, and there's no reason for it. it's like, there's an 8 factor test that's for a sub element of an element of one of the four huge fuck-off prima facie cases i have to memorize and analyze rigorously...bupkis! i'm drinking

[icy manipulator]

tomorow is a public holiday so i've just cracked open a cold one. it's 130 in the arvo baby!:D

[Bob]

tomorow is a public holiday so i've just cracked open a cold one. it's 130 in the arvo baby!:D

ever had a beer in the shower?

in the evening?

oh yeah

wait, what's an arvo

[icy manipulator]

i've had a beer in the bath before. cold beer and a hot bath is fan fucking tastic

arvo = afternoon

is that only a australian/brittish term?

[mikizee]

i thought an afternoon was called a chuzzwozza

[icy manipulator]

south australia needs to become a republic :p

[Bob]

i thought an afternoon was called a chuzzwozza

haha

[Kid Presentable]

I've had 3 pints and now I'm going to class. Not really very shameful though.

And co-sizzle the beer and shower thing, although it's pretty normal behaviour, I thought.

[Yetra Flam]

My father introduced me to the wonders of a.m. drinking

[g-mile7]

damn after reading Bobs post it made me want a drink...Im sorry bout your that Bob.

[ericlee]

You'll never give it up. Alcohol is the true gateway drug.

Not really true in my case. I used to hate alcohol back in the days. I never hung out with my pals wh4en they were drinking but one night, they were seeming to be having a damn good time on some Robotussin.

It seemed liek they were having a better time than the crowd of drunks that I've usually witnessed so I asked to try some, and i saw the side of a whole new world that I never knew existed. Holy shit, that's some strange shit and they don't eve make the shit like they used to anymore.

Then came the alcohol, whippets, acid, pot, morning beers, etc.

[Kid Presentable]

Eric, I hear ya.

Bob, your course sounds inhumane as fuck. Respect for doing it. That's right, the much-sought respect of an internet persona.

[icy manipulator]

today has been a terrible effort on my drinking behalf, only had 5 drink in 8 and a half hours. but i did have a fantastic steak at dinner tonight. hahaha, also i got asked for ID twice tonight even tho i look like i'm about 27

[Kid Presentable]

today has been a terrible effort on my drinking behalf, only had 5 drink in 8 and a half hours. but i did have a fantastic steak at dinner tonight. hahaha, also i got asked for ID twice tonight even tho i look like i'm about 27

Are you not 27?

*carlton draught*

[icy manipulator]

i'm 22, but i look really old with a 5 o'clock shadow. i'm pretty pissed now tho. tonight's sort of a house mate's 21st thing

i'm now out of vodka tho, time to hit the goon or homebrew

[Kid Presentable]

*nother carlton draught*

[fucktopgirl]

So, did you guys had your morning youth serum?? Feel fresh and ready to go?

[icy manipulator]

carlton draught, made from beer. fuckingh great ads, i'm pissed as a fart! fuckos

[abcdefz]

Are you not 27?




i'm 22, but i look really old with a 5 o'clock shadow.



Twenties... "really old".... can't stop laughing.... twenties.... hahahahahahahareally olhahahahahahahahahahah

[Bob]

jesus christ, i want another drink

there's a 4 factor test for a sub-element of a sub-element of an element of one of the 4 prima facie cases, but get this: one of the factors has its own 4 factor test! ha ha ha ha ha law school is awesome

[beastieangel01]

I love getting tanked at lunch with co-workers. But usually it was on the bosses dime and the bosses knew what was up.

[Bob]

i managed to get through last night's studying alright and i think i did really well on the exam (it was this morning) but it just gets worse. today i have to write a take-home exam, and tomorrow i have to finalize it and also memorize another outline in preparation for an exam on friday

sorry to say i'm not finished with the take home yet, but i'm on my first beer. i just can't write any more of this crap, i am so done with school right now

[ericlee]

robotussin (i just looked it up) is a medicine?

you guys get drunk on it?

Drunk? No. Trippin balls? Yes.

Check these guys out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PLHOWj7178)

[Kid Presentable]

No more drinking for the rest of this month. :(

[paul jones]

No more drinking for the rest of this month. :(
I shouldn't be because of finances up shit-creek with cardboard paddle but will maybe Sunday but will steer clear of Stella as it is evil(y)

[Kid Presentable]

Alright, then Paul. I'll just have a couple.

[paul jones]

Alright, then Paul. I'll just have a couple.
(y)(y)(y)

[icy manipulator]

i'm having a depressing week so i bought myself a bottle of barcardi this arvo:(

[icy manipulator]

as long as i dont any Nik Kershaw or Rick Springfield later :p

[hpdrifter]

All things in moderation, even moderation.

New sig!

I can't drink early in the day it makes me very tired and lazy after the buzz has passed. I could never drink in the morning, I'd be asleep again by noon.

[skra75]

I love this thread. Yessir.

[hellojello]

On the weekend while my sister was passed out in the lounge I exchanged her glass of water with a glass of gin.
that was pretty shameful.

[cosmo105]

i plan on doing quite a bit of shameless drinking this weekend. it's my one weekend of actual summer vacation. :(

[Freebasser]

Grammar Fairy recommends...

Pina Coladas.

[Kid Presentable]

On the weekend while my sister was passed out in the lounge I exchanged her glass of water with a glass of gin.
that was pretty shameful.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Bob]

i just cut myself on a beer

[Yetra Flam]

Damn you social, weekend drinkers. It's a full time goddamn job.

[beastieangel01]

though I used to be a once in a while boozer
it's almost a full-time job now.

I behaved myself today, though! But that bottle of wine looks lonely. And I'm lonely.

[skra75]

I really should be in bed, because I'm sleep deprived.
But. Instead I think I'm gonna fix myself a strong drink and play some Katamari.
w0oOt!

[beastieangel01]

my night last night consisted of long islands, tequila, alabama slammers then PBR.

I don't know how I'm not in a gutter right now.

[Bob]

i spent last night drinking beer and watching firefly

it turns out it's a pretty good show though. it's kind of like a cross between arrested development (the main guy even looks a lot like jason bateman) and star wars. also half the characters are han solo.

the baldwin who's not a baldwin from full metal jacket is great in it

[dugmatics]

Drinking helps you get laid.

I know that from the only six times ive had sex.

[Yetra Flam]

hey man, the wonders of regretful sex. It makes the world go round.

[skra75]

regretful? nah... none is regretful, at least the drunken kind. sober kind -now that's another story.

[MC Moot]

I am the bastard child of Charles Bukowski...there is no shame only the pain of cessation....

[Kid Presentable]

Just stopped writing a report to drink. Fuck these reports, man. Fuck them with something the length of an arm, and the breadth of a toaster.

[abcdefz]

Oooh-wheee! look at me
Looking for some sympathy
It’s the same old story
Of man and his search for glory
And he found it there underneath the bottle

Things are never good
Things go from bad to weird
Hey, gimme another scotch with my beer
I’m sad to say I feel the same today as I always do
Gimme a drink to relax me

Oooh-wheee! liquor, set me free!
I can’t do no work -- the shakes inside me
Ah, shucks. I got the lousiest luck.
I’m sick of this
Underneath the bottle

Seven days make a week, on two of them I sleep
I can’t remember what the heck I was doing
I got bruises on my leg from I can’t remember when
I fell down some stairs; I was lyin’ underneath the bottle

Oooh-wheee! Son of a b!
You get so down, you can’t get any lower
So long world, you play too rough
And it’s getting me all mixed up
I lost my pride and it’s hidin’ there underneath the bottle