I don't think I've blushed so hard in my life

[beastieangel01]

I don't know why I'm sharing. I think it's a mix of being kind of excited and feeling like an idiot.

So, I know the incredibly good looking, sweaty, dirty mechanic working on your car is a cool fantasy and all but that's what it is, fantasy. Most men who have worked remind me of slightly altered versions of Mr. Magoo.

But this morning, the mechanic who checked my tires and the squeal my car is making when it starts (the alternator belt, figures)... was one of the most gorgeous men I've ever seen. And he I could barely comprehend what he was saying I was just kinda ga-ga. Though my friend said I played it off well.

I drive a REALLY shit car (91 geo metro, 3 cyls ahaha) and he said to me "What is a beautiful girl doing driving this car?"

And I blushed :o I turned SO red. I'm talking tomato red. I almost never blush. I think it was because I found him so incredibly attractive. I'm a nerd :(
but!
He wants to take me to dinner.

score.

[Bob]

and he said to me "What is a beautiful girl driving this car?"


good ol' jeopardy pick-up lines

alternatively:

you're dating alec trebec?

[BBboy20]

....well...if you are now on a date, their's nothing but compliments to say.

I'm pretty sure being a nerd doesn't matter when you don't look like one.

I'm pretty sure the "noble" kind of male would blush (Usually on the inside) when they first meet or see you.

[DIGI]

good ol' jeopardy pick-up lines

alternatively:

you're dating alec trebec?

I thought they were playing charades.:confused:

[insertnamehere]

Wanna trade cars? I have a 98 ford escort zx2, and i very much miss my dear old beloved 90 geo metro. best car ever.

[beastieangel01]

Despite it being a crap car, I have an odd attachment to it. And I get a lot of compliments on it, actually. I don't understand it really but hey, whatever.

Replacing two tires with new ones only cost me $110 bucks.
That's nothing.

[insertnamehere]

i got my car for $400, it was red and primer and covered with orange bondo, it didnt have carpet or any of the interior plastic or a headliner. i spray painted it green, took out the seats and put in outdoor carpet from lowes, and got the rest of the stuff from the junk yard. it was awesome. yeah, my car was custom. ghetto, but custom. i got picked on like crazy at school for it, but i loved it.

i actually wanted to get another metro, but my mom was all "you need to get a reliable car nag nag nag" so i ended up getting a car that i dont like at all to make her happy (she was helping to pay for a good deal of it, so it wasn't really up to me). i dont like my stupid big car with my stupid automatic transmission and my stupid 28mpg.

how many do you get? i got about 45mpg with the metro, and that was in bad shape. ive heard over greater than 50.

[adam_f]

The lady who changed my oil last week looked like a gayer Melissa Etheridge and she literally forced me to spend the extra thirteen bucks on an oil upgrade by saying "You might die if you don't pick the right oil"

I'm not arguing with a gritty lesbian.

[The Notorious LOL]

^ hahahahaha

[beastieangel01]

My car isn't really at peak so I'm getting about 35 right now. It could be better but I don't think it's worth fixing up quite yet. Especially considering the car isn't worth very much anyway.

also, gritty lesbians aren't to be trifled with.


but man. hot mechanics ftw.

[Yetra Flam]

Did he bend you over the hood?

[g-mile7]

The lady who changed my oil last week looked like a gayer Melissa Etheridge and she literally forced me to spend the extra thirteen bucks on an oil upgrade by saying "You might die if you don't pick the right oil"
I'm not arguing with a gritty lesbian.
Its even more akward when 1 starts talkin bout a female like a dude."Damn foo,did U see Joe's(short 4 Joanne)daughter? fuck man"

Its even worse that no matter how much a lil man "Chopo" is she still gotta make me a sandwitch

[g-mile7]

And damn does that gritty, hood lesbian make a mean sandwitch (she works at a Cafe, owned by a lesbian couple) near my work.


She wants to hit the clubs up too...Im afraid tha lil vato might shank a brotha :(

[beastieangel01]

Did he bend you over the hood?

he did. inside my mind.

[mikizee]

but man. hot mechanics ftw.

I'm not a mechanic, but an electronics technician, with no tan, its SORTA the same.

So why the heck aren't girls going ga ga over me?

Wonders never cease.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not a mechanic, but an electronics technician, with no tan, its SORTA the same.

So why the heck aren't girls going ga ga over me?

Wonders never cease.

They'll go nutty when you fix their jammed replay chute.

[mikizee]

They'll go nutty when you fix their jammed replay chute.

Thats reject chute! the only ladies in gaming rooms are old, man. old old old. We call them departure lounges.

fixing an old lady's reject chute, GROSS

[Kid Presentable]

My bad, I thought you fixed pinball tables as well. Bitches would be all on you if you did. Trust, son. I been there.

[mikizee]

I'm sorta glad I don't as pinnies are FUCKED to fix. poker machines on the other hand, they are reasonably easy.

still no ladies


I'm so, so lonely

[Kid Presentable]

Speaking of blushing, an old Bio teacher of mine exclaimed one day that Jersey cows had the prettiest eyes in the world. He said he loved their long lashes, and big brown eyes. He then added that when he was our age (14-15) he would stop by the butcher on the way home, buy some whole liver and heat it up at home and proceed to (his words) "Wrap it round my old fella and Go for Gold".

[mikizee]

jesus, awkward moment of the century

[Kid Presentable]

So anyway, when I tried it, I couldn't get the shit warm enough.........

[mikizee]

*heads off to butcher's*

[Kid Presentable]

Liverfuckers, WHUT?

[beastieangel01]

I went from blushing when I made this thread,
to wanting to puke
:(

[Kid Presentable]

No need to thank me.

[abcdefz]

What's funny is, the way women are on this board, I bet you the dude actually looks like Giovanni Ribisi. :D

[beastieangel01]

actually, he's about a billion times better looking. And we're going to be hanging out tomorrow :p

[abcdefz]

:p



OMG YOU ARE BLUSHING

[BBboy20]

What's funny is, the way women are on this board, I bet you the dude actually looks like Giovanni Ribisi. :DFunny, I was just playing Getting Up and he's in it.

[skra75]

if you get free car service, that will rule.

:cool:

*sips coffee*
*goes back to work*

[abcdefz]

Funny, I was just playing Getting Up and he's in it.



Wow -- never heard of that one. Any good?

[hpdrifter]

if you get free car service, that will rule.

:cool:

*sips coffee*
*goes back to work*

You edited your post. Why? I thought it was a little pompous but no more so than usual. :p

[skra75]

You edited your post. Why? I thought it was a little pompous but no more so than usual. :p

I'm trying to clean up my act. I'll save my pompous-ness for another cleverly timed post.

[BBboy20]

Wow -- never heard of that one. Any good?It's a good game, though rent it first; available for Xbox, PS2, and PC.

[adam_f]

It can get kinda repetitive, but it's kinda cool Talib Kweli is the lead voice. I liked it, but you should rent it first.

[Bob]

it's kind of ironic that the game is called "getting up" because one of the most annoying things about it is that when you get knocked down you take forfuckingever to get back up.

and you get knocked down a lot

[beastieangel01]

figures my topic changes in to video games now.

I'm alright with it, though.

[Yetra Flam]

I'm still wondering who ever called you a nerd.
I mean, I've seen nerds, seen what they look like, and what they do. And you don't exactly fit into that profile.

[beastieangel01]

lots of people call me a nerd. Mostly those who know me and/or get to know me.

Or maybe I should be called a dork? Geek or nerd constitutes the smarty pants type people right? Whereas dorks are just socially awkward and/or be in to the star wars/movies of a similar vein/comic books/video game thing, right?

I is who I is.

[Yetra Flam]

Don't seem like a dork either. You have lots of guys interested in you, right?

[BBboy20]

lots of people call me a nerd. Mostly those who know me and/or get to know me.Maybe it's just because you got video games in the TV section of your myspace section? :P (Especially with Rez and RE2 on the list ;))

Or maybe I should be called a dork? Geek or nerd constitutes the smarty pants type people right? Whereas dorks are just socially awkward and/or be in to the star wars/movies of a similar vein/comic books/video game thing, right?I think "Hot Nerd" rings better then with dork or geek.

[Yetra Flam]

I think "Hot Nerd" rings better then with dork or geek.


Well. That's kind of paradoxical.

[TurdBerglar]

ba01 makes my dick blush


or maybe it's just red from the friction...

[Randetica]

Maybe it's just because you got video games in the TV section of your myspace section? :P (Especially with Rez and RE2 on the list ;))

haha youre the king of nerds for noticing such insignificant crapz

[BBboy20]

Well. That's kind of paradoxical.At least it's possible. =/

haha youre the king of nerds for noticing such insignificant crapz...I wasn't insulting her...and so?

[beastieangel01]

all I know is that a friend was talking about who knows what the future has in store and then I said "well my flux capacitor isn't working right now otherwise I'd find out for you."

that kind of thing is an everyday occurrence for me and so friends end up calling me a nerd.
;/

[Randetica]

At least it's possible. =/

...I wasn't insulting her...and so?

didnt say you were

[BBboy20]

all I know is that a friend was talking about who knows what the future has in store and then I said "well my flux capacitor isn't working right now otherwise I'd find out for you."

that kind of thing is an everyday occurrence for me and so friends end up calling me a nerd.
;/You ever feel rather..."exploited" like that or you just feel it's all innocent fun? =/

At least you go outside a lot more often then most nerds. >_>

[TimDoolan]

good luck with your romance.

~Asa

[skra75]

I'm still wondering who ever called you a nerd.
I mean, I've seen nerds, seen what they look like, and what they do. And you don't exactly fit into that profile.

No, I don't think you understand, she really is a nerd. Don't be thrown off by the good looks or her internets persona.

[beastieangel01]

*snort* thanks ;P

[abcdefz]

...back to Giovanni Ribisi:



It's a good game, though rent it first; available for Xbox, PS2, and PC.



My bad. I didn't read "playing" as "playing," I read it as "playing a movie in my movie player device," and I thought it was some movie I'd never heard of.

What's kind of funny is I was picking up a movie yesterday at bmmrmgmumph and the promo was doing a feature on Ribisi, saying something about how audiences swoon over his "soulful" portrayals or something. I laughed out loud.

I mean, the guy's okay, but he just looks and seems like a whispery anemic rat to me. Like Ed Norton's just-leeched, less-talented second cousin or something. I don't get it.

[b i o n i c]

i only read the first page,

but good looking mechanics get a whole lot of ass. the not-too-intelligent good looking mechanics probably get all types of it. make sure you closely inspect (wink wink) the goods for any "chips or dings" before doing anything you might regret later. mechanics aren't known for their good hygiene, IF you know what i mean. not at all sayin that reflects anything about you. not sayin this guy is necessarily that type, just sayin.

but yeah, you're not a nerd and you're completely hot, and you know you are and you should not be surprised or blushing or taken aback. shit, at least get an extra cylinder in your metro out of it or something

[Nuzzolese]

He sounds kind of, I want to put this gently, sleazy.

[beastieangel01]

anyone who thinks I'm not a nerd; skra has met me and hung out with me IRL. So. I'm not saying it's some terrible thing. I just am.

Also, he does sound a bit sleazy. But it's not like I'm looking for marriage.

He's good looking, he wants to fix my car and he wants take me out. And I'm okay with it.

[b i o n i c]

go for it! chicks like dumb arm candy once in a while too i suppose.


just dont expect the dude to get you, appreciate you, or understand you or your art. maybe he will, he probably won't

[Kid Presentable]

Check his fridge for liver, and ask him about his thoughts on livestock. (y)

[beastieangel01]

I don't expect anything from him except some dinner and a well working vehicle ;P and yeah I just need to some fun eye candy. Been kind of whatever since someone I cared about moved away.

p.s. thanks for the kinds words everyone. I'm just a bit socially awkward and still growing out of the ugly duckling syndrome.

NO LIVER.

[hpdrifter]

Why sleazy? How else do people meet and start talking? Its not like we're talking about a bartender here she met while she was trashed and dressed like for the club.

Its a first date, get to know you thing. I think its pretty normal.

Anyway, have fun and I agree that the hot mechanic is an amazing fantasy.

Btw, I love Giovanni Ribisi.

[Nuzzolese]

What he said seemed sleazy. I guess if it was me, I'd be wary of someone so spontaneously forward and self confident. She's going about this in a decent way, but I'd probably think I wouldn't like him, if I was in her place. I mean, it's just my opinion. I've never had a greasy mechanic fantasy. And, I never meant to say that sleazy was abnormal.

[BBboy20]

just dont expect the dude to get you, appreciate you, or understand you or your art. maybe he will, he probably won'tDoes it matter if he fathoms her when BA01 has such a presence? =/

Eh, good luck on the date; mission accomplished if the date was a enjoyable one (every other positive outcome is added bonus points. ;)