What the hell is it with ticks and my penis?

[scotty]

Living in the bush you're used to pulling a tick off an exposed part of your body every now and again, usually your arm or neck or something. But two on my dick in 24 hours?? I like getting my cock sucked, but not for blood.

[BBboy20]

If I had some liquid in my mouth, my computer desk would be all in a mess when I saw that title.

I'm sorry but...LOL I just can't help it.

As for your problem...I've never really had any problems like that before so...why not just get some tick killing soap that's generally used on hair. =/

[scotty]

Removing them isn't the issue (tweezers work fine), their location and seeming fascination with it is. Only me and my wife are allowed to get that close.

And don't mention the associated itching, I'm only typing with one hand at the moment.

[YoungRemy]

tweezers wont get the job done...everyone knows that! if you pull him out, his head will be embedded in your, uh, well you get the idea...


no, scotty, you have to you use a burnt match and force him out on his own!

or you could burn the tweezers and apply directly where it hurts- HEAD ON!

[scotty]

Tweezers work fine IF you know what you are doing, and I know what I'm doing. I'll admit it was more difficult than usual because of the wrinkly nature of the foreskin, but I am no rank amateur, believe me.

[mikizee]

Thread of the month!

[Randetica]

thank god i dont understand this thread

[scotty]

thank god i dont understand this thread

I'll let the good people at Sydney Uni enlighten everyone.

http://medent.usyd.edu.au/fact/ticks.htm

[Drederick Tatum]

those fuckers are nasty bastards. they have 'em in Germany but thankfully not here. one got pretty close to my babymaker, but thankfully chose to bore in before the good stuff.

I hate these things so much.

[Randetica]

oh! ding (lb) ding (lb) ding (lb)

i hate/fear that stupid ass bastards
before i go outside i always make sure to wear tights + socks and spray myself almost to death with the anti tick stuff

*hypochondriac on board*


p.s. i thought this thread was about cocks that kept hiding in foreskins and you had to pull the cockhead out twice a day or it would get lost in space and that you had to tweeze your pubic hair so it makes the searching easier

i was like damn! everytime i think i know everything about the cock..

[Randetica]

i remember seeing somewhere that ticks will stop sucking on your blood if you cut off its oxygen supply. so, if you apply a layer of vaseline on it and block its airholes so it can't breathe then it should fall off your skin quite easily.

no, they will panic and pump even more of their aids into you before they/you die

[YoungRemy]

Mute's Tips on Ticks:

1. Burnt match, tweezers, and baby oil are satisfactory means of removing a tick. However, it is best to use baby when removing a tick from one's penis because after the trama having a tick buried in it, a penis will need some comforting.

2. Always check for Lyme disease in the area of the bite. It is usually reconized by redness in a circular pattern.


brought to you by the Cub Scouts of America, Greater Sam Houston Area


I had ticks growing up in the jungle of suburban Houston.. had a couple in my ears and a couple in my inner thigh/crotchal region...

they like the dark and moist areas...

I always used the lighter/match method and never pulled them out due to the embedded head urban myth