Mustache?

[Schmeltz]

True story: I went to trim my beard this morning, and forgot to put the guard on my trimmer. So now I have to go down to at least a goatee in order to even it out.

But why stop there?

Should I go down to just the stache? Dare I make such a bold leap into the unknown and potentially terrifying?

[Bob]

do it

[insertnamehere]

i think moustaches are kinda gross. generally they're only acceptable if you're a cop, or a cowbow. are you either of those?

[Otis Driftwood]

i think moustaches are kinda gross. generally they're only acceptable if you're a cop, or a cowbow
Or Ron Jeremy...

[Dorothy Wood]

DO IT

[Randetica]

wait! are you a girl?

[Bob]

do it do it do it

you know you wanna do it