this place has been really dead lately

[TurdBerglar]

like the deadest i have ever seen it

[Yetra Flam]

You're so melodramatic.

[TurdBerglar]

STILL DEAD

[Yetra Flam]

Do something then.

[g-mile7]

Big ish Poppin'

[insertnamehere]

yeah last night there was like a 2 hour period with no posting. i was like htf am i supposed to kill time? then i gave up and went to bed. goddamn you.

[Yetra Flam]

Show your ass.

[TurdBerglar]

ass-off!

[g-mile7]

shit got mad exotic tonite

[TurdBerglar]

still fucking dead


what's with you fuckers

[adam_f]

I still don't know how Magic Johnson isn't dead.

[TurdBerglar]

i wonder if cookie is afraid to fuck him

[adam_f]

There is no way Magic Johnson has HIV. Sickle cell? Maybe, but not HIV.

[TurdBerglar]

the karl malone conspiracy

[-T-]

I just received a haircut. It has probably been 2 months. It was getting a little long. I feel good now.(y)

[adam_f]

I'm still pissed Malone didn't retire the same year with Stockton and went to the Lakers. That would've been perfect if they had retired the same year.

[TurdBerglar]

i would let malone do whatever the fuck her wants unless you want an elbow to the face. ask isiah and the rest

[adam_f]

Fuck Isiah. I wish Malone would've pulled a Rodman and kicked his face in. I fucking hate Isiah. The most overrated player in NBA history. I used to like the Knicks too until he took over and TRADED FOR STEVE FRANCIS! WHAT THE FUCK?!

[TurdBerglar]

yeah well he was a little preoccupied molesting his secretary or whomever the fuck she was


cut a guy a break. molesting/harassing is serious business

[Bob]

whomever

[TurdBerglar]

what, bob

fucking tell me, bob

[Bob]

i dunno i just thought it was funny

whomever lol

[TurdBerglar]

well now you owe me, fuckhead


make me laugh

[paul jones]

I wonder if Magic's middle name is AL

[paul jones]

I wonder if Magic's middle name is AL


or Beans

[jabumbo]

yeah, what the fuck magic?


you could have pulled out a couple more seasons like jordan did

[Yetra Flam]

What happened to this "ass-off"?

[TurdBerglar]

yetra is zorra


wait. does everyone know that yet?

[Yetra Flam]

I don't think so.

[Randetica]

yetra is zorra


wait. does everyone know that yet?

i knew yetra was an alias and i was pretty sure it was her after i saw the nerd/ba01 post LOL

[TurdBerglar]

LOL

[TurdBerglar]

god damn second page


throws the rhythm off

[Yetra Flam]

Look how excited everyone is!

I'm so good at making friends on the internet!

[g-mile7]

Gangsta

[Yetra Flam]

...yes?

[TurdBerglar]

make friends with gmile

[Yetra Flam]

I'll make your face friends with my fist.

[TurdBerglar]

gangsta

[g-mile7]

awww

[TurdBerglar]

somehow even that is gangsta

[g-mile7]

Shawn Michaels is my fav. WWF character

[Yetra Flam]

Hey turd, isn't that your first and middle name?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, it's gangsta

[Yetra Flam]

about as gangsta as decoupage.

[TurdBerglar]

where is this going?

[g-mile7]

wow can I have your autograph Shawn Michaels aka the Heartbreak Kid?

[TurdBerglar]

im just a sexy boy

[Yetra Flam]

wow, ok i'm feeling a bit like a third wheel here. i'll just leave you two to do what comes naturally.

[TurdBerglar]

where is this going?
wow, ok i'm feeling a bit like a third wheel here. i'll just leave you two to do what comes naturally.

in the butt it seems :(

[Yetra Flam]

Seems fitting.

Well, i mean, you're gonna hope it does fit.

[TurdBerglar]

that was my first time using the multiple quote function

[g-mile7]

im just a sexy boy

haha thats gangsta! lol at Yetra trying to transfer her own worries on Turd haha

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

nothing fits in her. i'd say a finger and a half.

[g-mile7]

yeah

nothing fits in her. i'd say a finger and a half.

wow, now thats kiddie pool shit right there.

[Yetra Flam]

I'm totally and completely cool with this conversation right here. Mhm.

[TurdBerglar]

maybe two fingers and a quarter if she has taken a hot bath

[TurdBerglar]

speaking of quarters


i saw some fucking foreigner with two small stacks of quarters stashed in his ears today. don't they have pockets in immigrant land?

[Yetra Flam]

shut up now.

[hitmonlee]

its because of summer right?

[TurdBerglar]

stacks of quarters.... in his ears.... what the fuck! and they were turned sideways! how the fuck did he do that!

[g-mile7]

stacks of quarters.... in his ears.... what the fuck! and they were turned sideways! how the fuck did he do that!

He got his mind on his money and his money on his mind

[TurdBerglar]

i think im going to bed

[Yetra Flam]

fuckin finally

[g-mile7]

fuckin finally

yea...I got 5-1O to explore *shuts tha blinds*

[hpdrifter]

I didn't know who Yetra was.

[g-mile7]

I didn't know who Yetra was.

I doubt its who Turd said...I mean how credible is the word of someone who steals Turds!? haha

[TurdBerglar]

;)

[g-mile7]

;)

:eek:

[TurdBerglar]

boooooooring

[Yetra Flam]

Well what was the point of that?

[TurdBerglar]

american gladiators!

[Yetra Flam]

who underrates badmotorfinger?

[TurdBerglar]

assholes

[Yetra Flam]

jealous assholes

[TurdBerglar]

BORING!

[TurdBerglar]

thanks a lot you assholes