Does glutton...

[Otis Driftwood]

...rhyme with button. European subhumans wanna be enlightened.

[insertnamehere]

yes.

[Bob]

i think so

[adam_f]

This thread is the reason why Turd says this place is dead.

[insertnamehere]

yes.

[TurdBerglar]

This thread is the reason why Turd says this place is dead.

that and the thread starter along with bboy20 and cooldog...

[TurdBerglar]

holy shit

did i just call some shitheads out?

[adam_f]

I think you did...but you didn't really call anyone worthwhile out.

[TurdBerglar]

I just received a haircut. It has probably been 2 months. It was getting a little long. I feel good now.(y)


you can add this shithead to the list as well

[adam_f]

I kept reading the fucking thread looking for that post. Fucking christ.

[insertnamehere]

I could make more threads complaining about the state of affairs of my life. Do you find those interesting at all? Just trying to do my part to livin the place up.

[TurdBerglar]

you could show your ass

[Bob]

read the thread about me cutting myself on a beer

that was kind of interesting

[TurdBerglar]

show me

[Bob]

what am i, a sherpa

[adam_f]

When I read that, I heard Rodney Dangerfield.

[TurdBerglar]

no bob

sherpas are pretty bad ass when you think about it. you're just a dork on the internet like the rest of us. now can't you help a fellow dork out?

[adam_f]

I had to fucking wikipedia a sherpa. Thanks a lot, guys.

[Randetica]

what am i, a sherpa

haha

i thought it was a good and touching story

poor bob had to find his dinner under the fridge but atleast he had his best buddy called the beer with him but one day mister beer decided to turn poor bob into a creeple but that was just the beginning..

to be continued..(hopefully not)

[adam_f]

What the fuck is a creeple? Sounds like it would piss off Al Sharpton.

[TurdBerglar]

this story sounds pretty damn interesting now


like part of a series of short stories you'd find on spike tv at 4am

[TurdBerglar]

What the fuck is a creeple? Sounds like it would piss off Al Sharpton.

like one of those things like a pancake but covered in apples. i bet al sharpton would be pissed at pancakes...

[Randetica]

creeper?

your language is a sweaty creepled hairy asshole and no i dont give a flying cunt if glutton rhymes with button, sorry otis but the truth needed to be said

p.s. i dont even know what glutton means

[TurdBerglar]

it's that shit in crackers that those pussy ass health freaks can't eat

[Randetica]

glad i could safe the board once again

[Yetra Flam]

I have a sherpa coat. Ready to climb up mount everest, stepping over the dead bodies of american tourists.

[TurdBerglar]

do asthma pumps work at such high altitudes? i think the lower air pressure would cause it to burst

[Yetra Flam]

I can't even ever go scuba diving. Assholes.

[Otis Driftwood]

I think it would be cooler if it rhymed with "crouton".

[TurdBerglar]

GOD DAMN IT

[Otis Driftwood]

This thread is the reason why Turd says this place is dead.
This reply says you wanna crawl up Turd's ass and live a comfortable life there and eat my shit you fucking Ku-Klux.Interrnet-Kunt!

[TAL]

Why is your shit in Turd's ass?

[Knuckles]

Why is your shit in Turd's ass?

Good question.

Maybe he puts it there after he "bergles" it?

[Randetica]

otis needs to stop owning himself but that boy wont listen

[adam_f]

Originally posted by Otis Driftwood
This reply says you wanna crawl up Turd's ass and live a comfortable life there and eat my shit you fucking Ku-Klux.Interrnet-Kunt!

Classy...but you spelled cunt wrong.

[Randetica]

but he needed a third K, or he dedicated it to eriKlee

[adam_f]

Either way, I think he could've found a better use for the third K. It was a poorly executed pun.

[Otis Driftwood]

It's very classy you didn't get how I misspelled Internet. Hooray for you.

[adam_f]

Edit- Not worth it.

[Randetica]

otis kills em all!