I'm shredding

[paul jones]

receipts and bank statements

it's taking fucking forever(y)

then I'm gonna trim the hedge at the front of the house(y)

[trailerprincess]

On a domestic tip, my tiler actually turned up today after a 2 day hiatus. He should be finally finished tomorrow! Then all I have to do is paint the wall, ceiling, hang my massive cabinet without breaking it, attach a shower panel, shower rail, shelf, and other stuff.

EASY :o

[paul jones]

finished the shredding now

it was well boring(y)

[TAL]

You should've put the receipts and bank statements on the hedge and done it all at the same time.

[paul jones]

You should've put the receipts and bank statements on the hedge and done it all at the same time.

that is a genius idea(y)

[hpdrifter]

I had to shred a pile of paper for my first office job. It was boring so I pretended I was an international spy/assassin and I was shredding documents to cover my tracks.

The shredder was in the Vice President's office but I pretended it was my huge office and I looked out the windows pensively. Thinking about my next move and how I would avoid being caught. Where I went wrong and how they got so close.

[paul jones]

I had to shred a pile of paper for my first office job. It was boring so I pretended I was an international spy/assassin and I was shredding documents to cover my tracks.

The shredder was in the Vice President's office but I pretended it was my huge office and I looked out the windows pensively. Thinking about my next move and how I would avoid being caught. Where I went wrong and how they got so close.

yeah I pretended I was James Bond whilst doing it

I never got to trim the hedge as the hedge trimmer wouldn't work for some reason.I tried all the extension leads and everything.I was so upset I can tell you

[Bob]

I had to shred a pile of paper for my first office job. It was boring so I pretended I was an international spy/assassin and I was shredding documents to cover my tracks.

The shredder was in the Vice President's office but I pretended it was my huge office and I looked out the windows pensively. Thinking about my next move and how I would avoid being caught. Where I went wrong and how they got so close.

yeah i used to make up little stories like that when i had a boring office job. like when i was doing data entry, i'd pretend i was on 24 or something, and i was actually using some high tech database to look for terrorists. and if the system got hung up i'd yell "TELL ME WHERE THE FILE IS!!!" and everyone would stare at me, and that's how i got fired