supplies to be kept in your car in case of an emergency...

[cookiepuss]

Boss: oh hey I'm putting together a little emergency kit for my car.
me: that's a good idea.
Boss: yeah I'm putting together a bunch of toiletries and shaving cream and stuff so if my car breaks down and I get stranded somewhere, I'll still be able to shave and stuff.
me::confused: um...how about a gallon of water? Do you have that in your car too?
Boss: No. :confused: Why do I need that?
me: well if you get stranded somemwhere I'm sure you'd like to have drinking water. and lets say there's a problem with your radiator and you over heat...might be helpful to have a bit of water to put in it....not to mention the fact that I doubt you wanna dry shave.
Boss:Oh i didn't know that. yeah that's a good idea, I guess I should do that.


:rolleyes:so glad this man has his priorities straight. if he breaks down in the middle of nowhere his biggest concern is shaving????? He's such a fucking moron.

i hate him

[b i o n i c]

don't forget the smoking jacket.

[paul jones]

tell him to take a TV guide should he find a TV(y)

[hellojello]

If he doesn't have any water, how's he going to rinse out his razor?

[TurdBerglar]

spit?

[hellojello]

He's not going to have much to spare, considering he's got no water(!)

that's revolting by the way.

[Bob]

not as revolting as stepping outside your car without a clean shave!

[b i o n i c]

a nice ottoman and maybe some of those umbrellas you put in drinks are a must in trunk too. you never know.

[paul jones]

a nice ottoman and maybe some of those umbrellas you put in drinks are a must in trunk too. you never know.


yeah and a magnum of champagne and fresh lobsters and caviar(y)


and a panama hat


and sports jacket

[befsquire]

my car came with a tool kit and a first aid kit. lost the first aid one a long time ago. the tool one can't be lost, because it's part of the trunk lid. i didn't think about my real needs though. i should really keep a fully stocked bar and several cartons of cigarettes in there.

[avignon]

I keep tools in my car and have used them several times not just on my car but to help other people out. When it gets cold I add a blanket and a small shovel when I throw in my ice scraper. I also buy lock de-icer and gasline antifreeze.
By the way, if the guy's car broke down and he had every tool known to man in his trunk but didn't know shit about fixing it, then he may as well just sit there and shave.

[hitmonlee]

i'm highly amused. thread delivers.

[tracky]

i used to drive around with a full load of camping equipment

when i had a car *tear*

or I guess I should say when I still had my license

[Otis Driftwood]

YOU need a raincoat made of bearfur with the head still attached. Have some clothes that can get dirty handy, in case you have to change a tire.