chicks farting

[b i o n i c]

um (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/8726/)

[Lyman Zerga]

im not gonna watch that

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[Dorothy Wood]

:(

[TurdBerglar]

no

it's hot

[Dorothy Wood]

you know farts are tiny air bubbles with tiny poops inside, right? when they pop, it smells.

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[Yetra Flam]

when you smell a fart, you're inhaling tiny shit particles. they are going up your nose. into you. shit particles.

[Dorothy Wood]

exactly, tiny poops

[TurdBerglar]

today i took a shit and it was so girthy that it made my heart flutter, gave me the sweats made me light headed. after the first drop i was pretty hesitant to follow through but i put my head down and manned up.

[Dorothy Wood]

stop eating so many pot pies.

[Bob]

when you smell a fart, you're inhaling tiny shit particles. they are going up your nose. into you. shit particles.

there's no way that's true. what about those farts that fill the room with the smell. you're telling me that the room is filled with little shit particles? how do they get through the pants?

[Dorothy Wood]

there's no way that's true. what about those farts that fill the room with the smell. you're telling me that the room is filled with little shit particles? how do they get through the pants?


you can't see tiny poops with the naked eye.

[Yetra Flam]

they're really really small.

[Bob]

yeah but they can't be EVERYWHERE in the room, can they? it's like remember in high school, when you'd be sitting in one corner of the room, then someone in the other corner farts, and it slowly makes its way across the room. and you can track its progress, because row by row, people start to laugh and gag and pull their shirts over their noses. you mean to say that tiny invisible poops are crawling their way across the room and into your nose?

i don't think a person could fart that much poop

[Dorothy Wood]

it's the gases in the chemicals that make up the tiny poops. they travel in the air, right up your schnoz

[Bob]

so it's not really a poop per se, it's more like poo gas. there's not literally bits of poop lining your nose after you smell a fart

[Yetra Flam]

sulfur!

[Yetra Flam]

well any time you smell anything you're inhaling tiny particles

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, molecules of smell

[Yetra Flam]

real small ones that get all up in your nose hair and make boogers

[Bob]

but not poo

[Yetra Flam]

well i mean it pretty much is poo. it comes from the same place and everything.

[TurdBerglar]

bob's just in denile that farts contain microscopic particles of shit

[Dorothy Wood]

farts are poop and poop is farts.

[TurdBerglar]

i bet if you put a coffee filter in your shorts and did nothing but fart it would be brown by the end of the day

[Bob]

i'm just trying to do something about this overly broad definition of "poo" that seems to be getting thrown around here

you make it sound like we're walking around jamming turds up our noses, but no! i'm on to you. you and your fear mongering

[Dorothy Wood]

particles of peoples private parts are constantly floating around and you are constantly inhaling poop and tiny bits of other guys' penises. bob.

[Yetra Flam]

i bet if you put a coffee filter in your shorts and did nothing but fart it would be brown by the end of the day

nono, it would have to be way finer than that.

[Bob]

particles of peoples private parts are constantly floating around and you are constantly inhaling poop and tiny bits of other guys' penises. bob.

well you don't wanna KNOW what's going in your nose and mouth

you whore

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah but they can't be EVERYWHERE in the room, can they? it's like remember in high school, when you'd be sitting in one corner of the room, then someone in the other corner farts, and it slowly makes its way across the room. and you can track its progress, because row by row, people start to laugh and gag and pull their shirts over their noses. you mean to say that tiny invisible poops are crawling their way across the room and into your nose?

i don't think a person could fart that much poop

hahhahaha

[hitmonlee]

oh god inhaling farts. i block my nose so i can't smell the smell, but then i have to breathe through my mouth and the thought of the shit particles IN MY MOUTH makes me want to spew so i go back to breathing through my nose or really lightly breathing for a few mins. :(

[Lyman Zerga]

fartsies shouldnt smell anyway you sick assholes

[Auton]

today i took a shit and it was so girthy that it made my heart flutter, gave me the sweats made me light headed. after the first drop i was pretty hesitant to follow through but i put my head down and manned up.

greatest post of all time

[cosmo105]

particles of peoples private parts are constantly floating around and you are constantly inhaling poop and tiny bits of other guys' penises. bob.

hahaha bob snorts the cack

[Dorothy Wood]

well you don't wanna KNOW what's going in your nose and mouth

you whore


I already know! it's cakes and ice cream! delicious!

[abcdefz]

when you smell a fart, you're inhaling tiny shit particles. they are going up your nose. into you. shit particles.



Yup. Thank you.

A janitor I used to work with loved farting in my office and laughing at how bad it smelled, so I laid that on him. At first, he didn't believe me (I used the term "fecal matter") but then he got it, was grossed out, and didn't do it around me ever again.

TRIUMPHANT (y)

[beastieangel01]

Yup. Thank you.

A janitor I used to work with loved farting in my office and laughing at how bad it smelled, so I laid that on him. At first, he didn't believe me (I used the term "fecal matter") but then he got it, was grossed out, and didn't do it around me ever again.

TRIUMPHANT (y)

hahaha

and ugggh I HATE thinking about the fact that they are shit particles once I smell someones fart. ughughugh

[abcdefz]

EXACTLY.

Make it vivid for them by explaining it that way, and only the truly disturbed will still think it's funny that shit is going up their nose.

[mikizee]

Thats a great story

[fucktopgirl]

Farting is fun!

[Yetra Flam]

stoner farts!

[Vic Colfari]

The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hyrdrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts.

The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink.

Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.

[mikizee]

Thanks professor fartington

[sercomdj01]

i'm just trying to do something about this overly broad definition of "poo" that seems to be getting thrown around here

you make it sound like we're walking around jamming turds up our noses, but no! i'm on to you. you and your fear mongering


Poo "gas" is still molecules of poo. The gas you smell is the same material that is in the poo. The reason u don't get ill is because the particles are so small that bacteria doesn't fit on them. Its not actuall gasseous poo though - its not poo as a gas. The poo is actually a solid. Just small solid particles. The bits of poo are attracted electronically to the air that is pushed out when you fart. The air dispurses and carries with then the little droplets of shit.
Its like dust really. Its poo dust!

[Alli]

now you get me thinking of some old lady farting dust..

[Vic Colfari]

Thanks professor fartington

Actually, it's Professor Colfarti.

[mikizee]

Actually, it's Professor Colfarti.

actually thats much funnier than what I said.

thanks for making me look so unfunny. :mad: