Beauty Queens at their best

[b i o n i c]

why does this garbage still exist?

"Please PLEASE watch the above video of Miss South Carolina competing in the Questions portions of the Miss Teen USA pageant on Friday night. Her stupidity is pure genius. Seriously. Mario Lopez is a true U.S. American hero for not laughing in this girl’s face. You can chalk some things up to nerves, but not this. The question would have been better answered if she had just held the mic up to her brain so the audience could hear the sound of tumble weed blowing through her head." -dlisted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww


lol

[b i o n i c]

oops wrong forum - delete me

[Lyman Zerga]

ironic bionic in full effect

[JobDDT]

Recent polls show that 1/5 BBMB members cannot locate the Beastie-Free General Board on a map. Why do you think this is?

[Baseline]

similarity, analogy and the power of the human mind (http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2785/readingtestey5.jpg) (could also be applied on sentence)

[kleptomaniac]

so the beastie boys DIDN'T win a beauty contest?!!! :(

[ggirlballa]

wow

[kaiser soze]

"Good Girl! Good Girl You!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeGmOrs9gCU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebreitbart%2Etv%2Fhtml%2F49 40%2Ehtml)

[Yetra Flam]

guy post: "who cares? they're hot!" *high fives and grunts all around*

[Yeti]

I read on a news report that she has a 3.5 grade point average and is going to Appalachain State University. App State is in the mountains of Boone North Carolina. I thought I would point that out so she doesn't need to look it up on a map.

[Yetra Flam]

I automatically equate the applachian area with extreme intelligence.

[Yeti]

That is hilarious. PBS aired a show about Appalachia.

I have a friend that graduated from Appalachain State. The campus is beautiful and it is a good school although I am sure they are reevaluating their admission process.

[marsdaddy]

Her thesis is sound -- US Americans can't identify the United States on a world map because they don't have maps. But then again, she's no little miss sunshine, is she?

[Auton]

yeah, that was the most retarded thing i've ever heard. still, lumping all beauty pageants together as 'garbage' is pretty retarded too.

[b i o n i c]

yeah, sorry. that's that they are, garbage.

[Auton]

elaborate.
and skip all the stuff about the women on it supposedly all being idiots, as well as the stuff about it being a contest for "who looks the best in a bikini," which is all complete tosh.

[hpdrifter]

How is it?

If its a scholarship competition for women with brains then why do they have to walk around in a bikini? What does that have to do with poise, charm, or talent?

And don't give me athelticism. If its about that, why don't they have sports competitions as part of it? Like the talent competition?

I will go on record as saying I think they're all antiquated bullshit.

[Yetra Flam]

Life itself is a beauty pageant for females.

[Baseline]

It's not about women
do you remember this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoVaeYHzWA&mode=related&search=)

unfortunately, but hilarious

[marsdaddy]

Isn't that last one Leno's schtick?

[Yeti]

I read on a news report that she has a 3.5 grade point average and is going to Appalachain State University. App State is in the mountains of Boone North Carolina. I thought I would point that out so she doesn't need to look it up on a map.

I think it is funny that I was talking about App State this week and today they pulled the biggest upset in college football history (at least that is what some are saying). They are a division 1aa school and beat Michigan who was ranked #5 in division 1.

[Bob]

michigan got fucked like an appalachian cousin

[Junker]

What the wtf???

hahahaha......Fucking stupid!