Your mom wants you to eat at Jimmy Johns

[insertnamehere]

I want you to find me a JJ's "Damn fast, butt friendly" T-shirt. Adult Small. Apparently they don't make them anymore, but somewhere in the 500+ stores I'm thinking someone, somewhere, might have one.

I don't expect that anyone will actually find me said T-shirt, but I really really want one. Really. :(:(:(

[Lyman Zerga]

why?

[insertnamehere]

cause it's better than my

(s)soups, salads, hot (/s) sandwiches

or

subs so fast you'll freak

shirts.

[Lyman Zerga]

barely

[insertnamehere]

look, when you only get two shirts to chose from all the time, they get boring. I WANT THE DAMN FAST BUTT FRIENDLY SHIRT GODDAMNIT! IT HAS CURSE WORDS.

[-T-]

Maybe if your lucky I will remember to look next time I go there.