I've Been Vegetarian For A Month And My Poop Is All Weird.

[Bitchamachacha]

They say meat stays in your digestive system for a while and I could swear I've been shitting like three years worth of old meat. I mean-- I shit A LOT now, but it doesn't seem like I eat that much.

And it smells odd, like nuts and berries.

The owners of Cottonelle are making bank off me.

[TurdBerglar]

hot

[Bitchamachacha]

Hey...

... at least I'm keeping up with this shit. I want my my ass-track clean for rear entry.

[TurdBerglar]

invest in baby wipes

[Bitchamachacha]

Yuck. Screw that vinegar crap. I use the Cottonelle moist wipes with a clean, fresh from the garden scent.

Oh, yeah.

[TurdBerglar]

so it smells like wet compost down there?

[Bitchamachacha]

so it smells like wet compost down there?

... and nuts and berries.

[zippo]

ew, why did i even come into this thread

[TurdBerglar]

when i eat a whole box of froot loops dry, my shit is neon green and real dense.

[Yetra Flam]

Seriously, how can meat stay in your body for that long?

[kaiser soze]

oh shit! :eek:

[paul jones]

hot

you should be an expert on this

[marsdaddy]

Something similar happened to my when I started taking meds to help with my digestion. I'm going to have to invest in Cottonelle.

[Lyman Zerga]

cant remember if i had the same problem, probably not cause i never ate much meat
you are probably going to die

[Bitchamachacha]

Something similar happened to my when I started taking meds to help with my digestion. I'm going to have to invest in Cottonelle.

You will have an ultra freshhhhhh bum, and you will walk proudly knowing you are without dingle berries.

It's a great self esteem booster.



:D