tucker carlson.

[b i o n i c]

nuff sed.

[Bob]

oh! this is a reference to an actual news story

my bad, i'll shut up

[b i o n i c]

tool. (not you, bob)

[Bob]

my point is that you clearly didn't say nuff, because i had to do independent research before i realized that i'd said something stupid

i assume you're talking about this (http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=&q=tucker+carlson&btnG=Search+News)

[b i o n i c]

i've said too much (http://youtube.com/watch?v=B996XPC2eD8).

[Bob]

hold on a second BILL CLINTON

[Bob]

hahahahaha gay people, gay people like sex in men's rooms hahahahaha we're a caution

[b i o n i c]

i like how had to get a friend to help

(someone needs to disable the edit button on me)

[Bob]

women get "bothered" by men constantly and pundits don't say a word, but it takes a pundit to get "bothered" by a man for it to make the news

the "news", sorry

(i love the edit button)

[b i o n i c]

something tells me tucker got molested, erm, 'bothered' a lot in high school bathrooms.


tucker.. ha.

[Bob]

seriously though, his whole point of view offends me

he's playing this whole victim act, he's all "all i was trying to do was use the men's room and this guy was bothering me, i can't even use the men's room in peace, i'm a victim AND THE GAYS ARE TO BLAME I'M NOT GAY BY THE WAY I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THIS"

but the other day, i was walking to a bar with some female friends of mine, and we passed by a group of guys, and they're all like "hey sugar tits, hey baby" etc etc and i dunno, i guess i didn't tivo the episode of the tucker carlson show where he talked about that, where that was a travesty, but man, that poor guy, being bothered like that, jesus, congress really needs to work on a statute about this (i'm not gay by the way, i mean haha i just really want to make sure you know this)

[The Notorious LOL]

wikipedia mentions he referred to canada as "our retarded cousin", which earns him some respect....not much though.

[b i o n i c]

also, the gay community needs to come out with a message against sex in public restrooms. how much longer will tucker have to make his kids pee in the bushes, with all those creepy dudes tapping their feet in scrunched over positions waiting to get into the bathrooms and all

[Bob]

i'm sure the gay community will get around to that statement once the straight community gets around to condemning sexual harassment on the sidewalks

[b i o n i c]

if you get to slam someone's head into a wall in return, everyone gets their kicks. even exchange.