NO SLEEP TILL.......

[paul jones]

RIFF RIFF
RIFF RIFF RIFF
RIFF RIFF

BRIXTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this should be in the Beastie General but it isn't

I'd better get some fucking sleep actually

[Bob]

how do you pronounce brixton anyway?

[Kid Presentable]

Brixton.

[Bob]

like bricks tun?

[Planetary]

yeah

[mikizee]

bricks mate, bricks

fuckin bricks.

I had a mate who always said that to express his displeasure at something.

me: have a good day at work?
him: bricks mate, bricks.

i dont get it either.

[Ms Crafty]

^^

i think that may have come from the saying "i'm shitting bricks", which is something people say when they're shit scared of something

[Ms Crafty]

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[Bob]

^^

i think that may have come from the saying "i'm shitting bricks", which is something people say when they're shit scared of something

i heard someone say "i was bricking it" on the office once

[Ms Crafty]

means the same thing, just a different way of saying it. "i was bricking it" is like saying "i was shitting my pants"

[Bob]

does anyone ever say "i nearly lost a stone"?

i think i'm gonna start saying that

[Ms Crafty]

"i'm bricking it"

"i was shitting bricks"

"i'll be bricking it"

i think that all came from describing certain scary looking hench people as "built like a brick shit-house" because back in the old days, people didn't have indoor toilets. there were brick shit-houses in people's back yards

[Bob]

sometimes if i haven't had much fiber in a few days i'll brick it

[Ms Crafty]

does anyone ever say "i nearly lost a stone"?

i think i'm gonna start saying that


yes, if they actually managed to lose any weight.

i remember my friend telling me about her ex whom she had just broken up with at the time, had told her that he'd lost 10 pounds (in a bid to win her back or something) and i told her "yes he did, from his pocket".

[Ms Crafty]

sometimes if i haven't had much fiber in a few days i'll brick it


no. only when you're scared would you "brick it".


"remember that cunt who rushed Danny? well he saw me in the pub last night when i was with carl, and that cunt must have recognised me from when i was with Danny but wasn't sure if it was me. well him and his mates came over and asked me if i knew Danny, by then i was bricking it but managed to come out with "nah mate, i don't know anyone called Danny"

[Bob]

well they sure feel like bricks

[Ms Crafty]

when it feels like that, that's when you need to eat fruit, bob.

[Ms Crafty]

though, drinking fruit juice would also do the trick.

[Bob]

i bought a bunch of bananas but they're only perfect for like one day. after that they're either too green or too brown to really be pleasant. and of course you buy like 6 of them at a time so you really only get 2-3 "good" bananas per bunch

i'm not gonna stop eating them though

[Ms Crafty]

citrus fruits are your best bet if you get constipated

[Bob]

what about cranberry juice? i've got some of that and i like the taste

[Ms Crafty]

i don't know if it's a citrus but try it.

i remember sometime last year, i couldn't shit for like 3 days in a row, so i was told to eat fruit but i didn't have any, so i drank orange juice and that worked like a treat

[Bob]

interesting stuff

i know cranberry juice is good for the urinary tract, the liver, and some women apparently drink it when they're on their period (i only know this because of the departed), surely it's also good for poo

this thread is now about diuretics by the way, sorry about that paul jones

[Ms Crafty]

i was once told that you shouldn't give orange juice to babies that aren't on solids yet because it makes their shit all runny.

it happened to me one day, i hardly had anything to eat that day but also had a couple of nectarines. it wasn't nice going to the toilet the next day

[Ms Crafty]

oh and paul and everyone else who went to brixton tonight, i hope you all had a wicked time! (y)

[Bob]

i just ate a bowl of shredded wheat and i feel (y) now

also i used the word "diuretic" incorrectly. diuretics aid urination. i figured "diuretic" sounds a lot like diarrhea so they're probably related but nope!

at least i knew how to spell it

[Planetary]

sometimes if i haven't had much fiber in a few days i'll brick it

you talkin to me or chewing a brick?

[Bob]

gross

[paul jones]

you bastards have destroyed my thread,fucking good job(y):)

[icy manipulator]

Peter Andre is built like a brick shit house

[mikizee]

So are my balls