um, ouch?

[beastieangel01]

"I do not want to get on a plane with shakey options just because I love someone."

sensible,
and yet kind of a burn at the same time.

weeeee.

[jabumbo]

flying skybus for $10 are we?

[beastieangel01]

haha

Oh if only.

Nah this is just coming from someone who said to me that they loved me, that they wanted to move back to be with me, and told me "let's make it happen within the next two weeks" so the plan was set in motion.

Then it got shot to shit and I got that response. Which I don't think was SUPPOSED to sound that bad but um, I gotta admit... it burned a bit.

[TurdBerglar]

not plummeting to your death > pussy

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not one to offer my opinion on matters of the heart; it's your shit to figure out. But please bear with me:

What the fuck is it with you girls being involved with faggots who wanna talk "feelings" and making "things" happen? Surely you women get bored of talking and mulling over the minutae of every little feeling as well? (this in not an offer) You need a bloke who's just an inconsiderate bastard with a libido through the roof to shag with till neither of you can walk properly; surely that's a more welcome proposition than some twat exclaiming that he can't get on a plane because he's a pissy little cunt who is more concerned with saying things and not doing you.

Fucking women, take something back, and get involved with people who make you happy instead of courting misery. Trust me, once a guy tricks you into marrying him, there'll be plenty of time for talking.

bah

[beastieangel01]

it's a little more complicated than that but I concur.

[Kid Presentable]

talking=complicated, that's the given.

[beastieangel01]

well yeah. It's all good though. If he comes back out here I'll just use him for sex anyway.

[adam_f]

I'd get on a plane with shakey options to shag Crystal.

[mikizee]

I'm not one to offer my opinion on matters of the heart; it's your shit to figure out. But please bear with me:

What the fuck is it with you girls being involved with faggots who wanna talk "feelings" and making "things" happen? Surely you women get bored of talking and mulling over the minutae of every little feeling as well? (this in not an offer) You need a bloke who's just an inconsiderate bastard with a libido through the roof to shag with till neither of you can walk properly; surely that's a more welcome proposition than some twat exclaiming that he can't get on a plane because he's a pissy little cunt who is more concerned with saying things and not doing you.

Fucking women, take something back, and get involved with people who make you happy instead of courting misery. Trust me, once a guy tricks you into marrying him, there'll be plenty of time for talking.

bah

bah. bah indeed. truer words have never been spoken.

[mikizee]

I'd get on a plane with shakey options to shag Crystal.

ok so maybe NOW truer words have never been spoken.

[beastieangel01]

ALL TALK NO ACTION

[adam_f]

I swear to God if I flew out to Sandy Eggo in a cropduster...

[beastieangel01]

talk talk
all you do is
talk talk

[adam_f]

Oh I see. Well, there's a snake on a plane that's...I'm done with that innuendo but we're gonna bone.

[beastieangel01]

I ALWAYS ATTRACT THE ONES THAT JUST TALK.

see? SEE?

[adam_f]

MY DICK IS NOT 3000 MILES LONG! I'M SORRY!

[Knuckles]

I think you should solicit donations for air fair adam.
People on this board are fairly generous.

I'm good for $20.(y)

[adam_f]

You are a true friend, Knucks. Brilliant, man.

[g-mile7]

I think you should solicit donations for air fair adam.
People on this board are fairly generous.

I'm good for $20.(y)


hahaha that would be so cool if we really do that


I got $20 on it too.

[RobMoney$]

I have a proposition for you guys.

Cristal gets a friend for Bob and I'll donate $200 to each of Adam's & Bob's airfare funds.

[Kid Presentable]

^^I was talking empowerment, not prostitution. I'm a feminist, you sluts.

[The Notorious LOL]

I had a "have sex with bob" contest a while back and none of the winners (all females that posted) came thru. Bitches :mad:

[RobMoney$]

but what about empowering Bob?

[Kid Presentable]

I reckon I could get Bob laid, we just need to come up with a list of "objection blockers" similar to my days selling Pay-TV.

"Surely, you'd prefer the option of fucking Bob, even if you're not going to use it every day?" and somesuch.

[beastieangel01]

if someone gets adam_f a plane ticket I'm not making any promises,
but I WILL take him to a donkey show.

[Lyman Zerga]

^^I was talking empowerment, not prostitution. I'm a feminist, you sluts.

yeetah (y)

[Bob]

i'd complain about the brief turn this thread took but actually i like attention

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
if someone gets adam_f a plane ticket I'm not making any promises,
but I WILL take him to a donkey show.

I'd complain about the possible lack of loving, but a free donkey show does intrigue me.

[mikizee]

I'd complain about living in adelaide, thousands of miles away from anyone, but...

............


:(

[skra75]

shakey planes? I've flown alot and never encountered this.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's called turbulence and it's totally tubular!

[beastieangel01]

I'd complain about the possible lack of loving, but a free donkey show does intrigue me.

us latinos do what we can.

[beastieangel01]

And for the record, "because I love someone" is one of the best reasons I can think of to do anything.

that's my feeling on the matter as well. But whatever.

I'm not about to sit here and wait around or save myself on a maybe.

[cookiepuss]

And for the record, "because I love someone" is one of the best reasons I can think of to do anything.

I completely agree. have a little damn passion for life, Mr. Long Distance Dude! What are you gonna remember in 50 years; the risks you took or the times you "played it safe"?????? Pshhhhah.:rolleyes:

[Bob]

I completely agree. have a little damn passion for life, Mr. Long Distance Dude! What are you gonna remember in 50 years; the risks you took or the times you "played it safe"?????? Pshhhhah.:rolleyes:

that assumes that the plane doesn't crash in a FIERY INFERNO OF FIRE and he doesn't live to love again

IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE

[marsdaddy]

Trust me, once a guy tricks you into marrying him, there'll be plenty of time for talking.Shhh! Next you're going to tell them we need cows more than milk!

[DIGI]

MY DICK IS NOT 3000 MILES LONG! I'M SORRY!

Shit, mine is. Let's do this, spicyfl. :D

[beastieangel01]

excuse me, if you go to the website it claims I'm spicy_flavor,
thanks.

[Bob]

excuse me, if you go to the website it claims I'm spicy_flavor,
thanks.

and here i thought that the notion that latinas have spicy vaginas was just a myth

[adam_f]

Two things...Bravo with the use of the underscore in the name spicy_flavor and the name spicy_flavor seems kinda racist considering you are muy caliente.

[RobMoney$]

and here i thought that the notion that latinas have spicy vaginas was just a myth


and asian girls slant horozontially.

[Bitchamachacha]

I'd get on a plane with shakey options to shag Crystal.

agreed.
;)