Our new timeclock at work identifies workers via their fingerprints

[HEIRESS]

call me old fashioned, but it kinda freaks me out a lil bit.

[b i o n i c]

only give them a pinky print and make sure not to use it when you steal the post its and staplers.

that would bug me out too.

[HEIRESS]

I made the comment
"can we have a little holy water dabber type thing next to it but fill it with disinfectant"
and all I got was blank stares

*keeps catholic upbringing jokes to self*

[Bob]

catholics have implemented biometrics now?

(did i use "biometrics" correctly? i think i did but i don't want to look it up)

[skra75]

*concieves a heist involving severed fingers*

[Lex Diamonds]

Pfft, what a waste of money. It's only going to catch out the dorks who are too much of a pussy to cut off their finger and give it to a friend to clock in for them. :rolleyes:

[paul jones]

they must be like those fingerprint readers you get at customs at airports

[MC Moot]

“Welcome to Gattaca Geology Inc, Heiress is unable to attend to your call right now as she is currently providing hair and urine samples in accordance with employee mandate 205A, section three.”

[abcdefz]

Lefties hold with their left.

[HEIRESS]

actually, I chose to use my left index as the identifier finger but the machine rejected it way too much so they made me use my right one as a backup

an extra bonus as a secretary pointed out "now if you come into work drunk you wont have to worry about which finger you use!"

[Bob]

that's why god gave you two of each finger

in case one wouldn't scan properly

that's the religious joke you should have made, i bet it would have got a laugh