PDA

View Full Version : Hey Guys!

The Padster
09-05-2007, 08:24 AM
Hello!

PS
I'm in Namibia for 6 weeks, it's boring.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 08:39 AM
only 4 channels and no MTV?
The Padster
09-05-2007, 08:44 AM
Actually there's loads of channels (including MTV) that I don't get at home, so all I'm doing is either working in a shitty office (I'm part of the LOC for this (http://www.nextstep2007.org)) or watching Pimp My Ride and Punk'd. Or wanking to dirty pictures/videos of my girlfriend I have on my phone.

It's pretty balls cuz I hardly ever get a chance to drink and there's no proper drugs here. I've got a shitload of rubbish weed but no rolling papers so fuck that shit. The family I'm staying with are lamewads too, they don't drink or smoke.
-T-
09-05-2007, 09:05 AM
Or wanking to dirty pictures/videos of my girlfriend I have on my phone.

Are the dirty pictures/videos of his girlfriend on his phone actually homosexual Asian midget porn? Most likely.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 09:07 AM
The family I'm staying with are lamewads too, they don't drink or smoke.

are they like the Cunninghams in Happy Days?
The Padster
09-05-2007, 09:09 AM
are they like the Cunninghams in Happy Days?
Not at all, they're black and in their 30s.

I'm still The Fonz though. Eyyyyyy!
The Padster
09-05-2007, 09:11 AM
Are the dirty pictures/videos of his girlfriend on his phone actually homosexual Asian midget porn? Most likely.
Are you a pindick virgin? Most likely.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 09:12 AM
Not at all, they're black and in their 30s.

I'm still The Fonz though. Eyyyyyy!

SIT ON IT POTSIE!
The Padster
09-05-2007, 09:14 AM
*bangs jukebox into life*

*double thumbs up*
mikizee
09-05-2007, 09:25 AM
only 4 channels and no MTV?

what movie is that from? it rings a bell.
Yetra Flam
09-05-2007, 11:40 PM
haha, travel to exotic parts of the world and complain about the lack of drugs and wank to pictures on your phone! it's the great dream!
The Padster
09-06-2007, 04:03 AM
Yeah man, I'm just livin' the dream for all the poor unfortunate kids out there who can't walk or read or open a bottle of beer with their ass cheeks. I owe it to my fans, really.
Ms Crafty
09-06-2007, 04:31 PM
this could be your chance to give up the drugs.

i've been almost completely drug free since July. it was only when i was packing for Reading festival when i saw some hash in the bottom of my bag. i don't smoke hash very often, so i don't remember when i bought it or who i bought it from, but i couldn't waste it.
Planetary
09-06-2007, 04:45 PM
the question is, does he want to?
Ms Crafty
09-06-2007, 04:59 PM
even if he doesn't want to. being drug free for a few weeks will be good because when he comes back from his hols and smokes a spliff again, he'll be stoned like it was his first time
The Padster
09-07-2007, 02:45 AM
Nah I'm not thinking of quitting just yet, although I heard some of my friends have been on detox since Reading which sucks cuz I might have no one to blaze with when I get home. No matter, I have a genius plan if any such situation should arise. I'll just stand over them when they're sleeping gently blowing blunt-smoke into their noses, they'll be bunning again in no time.