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Lex Diamonds
09-05-2007, 07:24 AM
Hello!

PS
I'm in Namibia for 6 weeks, it's boring.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 07:39 AM
only 4 channels and no MTV?
Lex Diamonds
09-05-2007, 07:44 AM
Actually there's loads of channels (including MTV) that I don't get at home, so all I'm doing is either working in a shitty office (I'm part of the LOC for this (http://www.nextstep2007.org)) or watching Pimp My Ride and Punk'd. Or wanking to dirty pictures/videos of my girlfriend I have on my phone.

It's pretty balls cuz I hardly ever get a chance to drink and there's no proper drugs here. I've got a shitload of rubbish weed but no rolling papers so fuck that shit. The family I'm staying with are lamewads too, they don't drink or smoke.
-T-
09-05-2007, 08:05 AM
Or wanking to dirty pictures/videos of my girlfriend I have on my phone.

Are the dirty pictures/videos of his girlfriend on his phone actually homosexual Asian midget porn? Most likely.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 08:07 AM
The family I'm staying with are lamewads too, they don't drink or smoke.

are they like the Cunninghams in Happy Days?
Lex Diamonds
09-05-2007, 08:09 AM
are they like the Cunninghams in Happy Days?
Not at all, they're black and in their 30s.

I'm still The Fonz though. Eyyyyyy!
Lex Diamonds
09-05-2007, 08:11 AM
Are the dirty pictures/videos of his girlfriend on his phone actually homosexual Asian midget porn? Most likely.
Are you a pindick virgin? Most likely.
paul jones
09-05-2007, 08:12 AM
Not at all, they're black and in their 30s.

I'm still The Fonz though. Eyyyyyy!

SIT ON IT POTSIE!
Lex Diamonds
09-05-2007, 08:14 AM
*bangs jukebox into life*

*double thumbs up*
mikizee
09-05-2007, 08:25 AM
only 4 channels and no MTV?

what movie is that from? it rings a bell.
Yetra Flam
09-05-2007, 10:40 PM
haha, travel to exotic parts of the world and complain about the lack of drugs and wank to pictures on your phone! it's the great dream!
Lex Diamonds
09-06-2007, 03:03 AM
Yeah man, I'm just livin' the dream for all the poor unfortunate kids out there who can't walk or read or open a bottle of beer with their ass cheeks. I owe it to my fans, really.
Planetary
09-06-2007, 03:45 PM
the question is, does he want to?
Lex Diamonds
09-07-2007, 01:45 AM
Nah I'm not thinking of quitting just yet, although I heard some of my friends have been on detox since Reading which sucks cuz I might have no one to blaze with when I get home. No matter, I have a genius plan if any such situation should arise. I'll just stand over them when they're sleeping gently blowing blunt-smoke into their noses, they'll be bunning again in no time.