Who have you met off this board?

[Lex Diamonds]

I know this thread's been done before but I don't give a FUCK, cuz that's the kind of free-spirited rule breaker I am! SHIT YEAH!

I've only met Planetary, 3 times, because I was confident that he would be uglier and less witty than me.

[mikizee]

fucking nobody.

[Lyman Zerga]

mikizee :mad:

[Bob]

i met a bunch of people who don't post in beastie-free before the boston gala event. they were cool

oh and mikizee

[paul jones]

I just met Mikizee

he just stole my bike

but Terdburglar helped him

[trailerprincess]

Only mikizee

but he stole my heart so I don't like to talk about it.

:crushed:

[mikizee]

You guys only like me because I'm very intelligent, witty and extremely handsome.

And lets not forget the tremendous penis.


And Paul, I did ya a favour mate, it was a girls bike!

[DandyFop]

Mikizee gave me a BJ in his pickup truck back when I used to be a man.

[ericlee]

I've met just about everybody here. Standing outside their window, stroking myself.

Oh and mikizee has quite a big schlong. Bastard made me go limp cause I was so jealous so, I had to go to icy manip's window.

[mikizee]

Mikizee gave me a BJ in his pickup truck back when I used to be a man.

I've met just about everybody here. Standing outside their window, stroking myself.

Oh and mikizee has quite a big schlong. Bastard made me go limp cause I was so jealous so, I had to go to icy manip's window.

lolz aplenty

I haven't received this much attention since that whole 'to catch a predator' thing

[Knuckles]

Mikizee gave me a BJ in his pickup truck back when I used to be a man.

He swallowed my salami as well.

Did he cup your balls ever so gently with his left hand?

That really did the trick for me. (y)

[DandyFop]

No, he used his right hand. Also, mikizee has really sensitive nipples. I just thought you all should know that.

[Lex Diamonds]

Well this thread certainly hasn't turned out like I expected... but hey, it's all part of the big man's plan I guess.

[ericlee]

Yeah, and I remember a bbq that I went to in Kalamazoo.

Mikizee was there. The grill was hot and planatery put a cheeseburger patty on The Padster's fanny.

It was a hot time during the summer in the city.

Oh yeah, and I met Stever Austiner and some Canadian.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, what's all this talk about fannies?!

Oh yeah I forgot, you weirdo Americans call your butts fannies. It's supposed to mean minge, don't you morans know anything about languige?!

[mikizee]

don't you morans know anything about languige?!

heh heh

[mikizee]

He swallowed my salami as well.

Did he cup your balls ever so gently with his left hand?

That really did the trick for me. (y)

ok now this is starting to get out of hand

[ericlee]

Hey, what's all this talk about fannies?!

Oh yeah I forgot, you weirdo Americans call your butts fannies. It's supposed to mean minge, don't you morans know anything about languige?!

Hey hey paddy boy. It seems you haven't the same concept of fanny as I do . When I think fanny, I think oriental folding fans with some beautiful ladies whisping wind at you whoosh while you're engoulphed into the local music scene.

Call me a weirdo for that stuff, I suppose I'll tattoo it on my chest then, in cursive.

[Lex Diamonds]

ok now this is starting to get out of hand
That's what HE said!

[mikizee]

I'm a big fat wanker

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. ;)

[Bob]

Hey, what's all this talk about fannies?!

Oh yeah I forgot, you weirdo Americans call your butts fannies. It's supposed to mean minge, don't you morans know anything about languige?!

shut up you fanny

[Lex Diamonds]

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. ;)
You shouldn't be so hard on your momma!

BURN!

[ericlee]

Hey Paddy, LOOK At THAT BUM ON THE ROAD!! HA HA, LOL, HE'S (iT'S) SO CHEEKY!!

[mikizee]

I'm a homosexual and I like the cock, especially in my bot bot

We all appreciate you being open and honest but there are some things you need to keep to yourself.

[Lex Diamonds]

Wow ericlee, you look so at home with a fag in your mouth!

[mikizee]

hey padster i heard a funny battle rhyme this week and just had to share it with you -

I discharge mad flows that stop dogs from barkin
Snap your leg bones so you can use disabled parkin
Give you unimaginable meanings to the word fuckin
Your raps mean nothing I'll get ya grandma to cook me muffins

ha. classic.

[ericlee]

Wow ericlee, you look so at home with a fag in your mouth!

jesus freak out christ, you don't know how hard I'm laughing at this.

Hey, my fag's burnt out, ya gotta light?

[Planetary]

I've only met Planetary, 3 times, because I was confident that he would be uglier and less witty than me.

how wrong you were.

[weez]

Oh yeah, and I met Stever Austiner and some Canadian.

that's all i was to you, some Canadian? fuck you, ya asshole. indian food was dope, though, cept that overpriced vodka...

[ericlee]

that's all i was to you, some Canadian? fuck you, ya asshole. indian food was dope, though, cept that overpriced vodka...

Haha. Nah, you're a cool guy. I wish we could've gotten messed up that night. Even though the vodka was overpriced, it was lookin mighty fine.

[Lex Diamonds]

how wrong you were.
Hey Ugly, how's the weather down there in denial? Enjoying your stay?

[Planetary]

Hey Ugly, how's the weather down there in denial? Enjoying your stay?

you enjoying your stay in elton's colon?

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever, flange foregoer.

[Lyman Zerga]

get a room (again) you fagging fucks

[Lex Diamonds]

Suck my shit-stained dick, ho.

[Lyman Zerga]

racist!

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck you, cripple! Go back to your own country!

[Lyman Zerga]

umm.. racist!

[icy manipulator]

Tie boy lives way too far away for me to meet him. i'll prolly meet him one time when i'm absolutely pissed in the valley

[Planetary]

lumbo