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[jammytastic]

i havent had sex in 2 months.

anyone wanna come fuck me for a few hours and then fuck off?

[jammytastic]

also i have a lung infection and copious amounts of green phlem happenin.

still no offers?

[TAL]

That second post made me interested.

[TurdBerglar]

i've always liked the way miss jammy talks

[Yetra Flam]

the potential suitors are breaking down the doors!

and TWO MONTHS! that's just OBSCENE! nobody ever has to endure that! A WHOLE TWO MONTHS!

[Bob]

hmm

[mikizee]

hey bob how is it looking for you on the ladies front?

[Lex Diamonds]

I've just gone from having sex at least once a day to being stuck in Africa on my own thousands of miles away from my woman. She sends me dirty texts and shit but that just makes me even more frustrated, it's stressing me out man. It's nearly 3 weeks now, but it feels like I haven't had sex for about 10 years.

Bout 2 and a half weeks to go, I feel like Moses in the desert or some shit. Hey, someone should make a film about that, they could call it 40 Days and 40 Nights. I'm tipping Josh Hartnett to star, and I'm predicting it will be a hit-and-miss low budget romcom with a few tits thrown in for the horny under-16s.

I'm telling you man, I'm gonna need an extra seat on the plane home- for my balls.

[DandyFop]

I finally washed away my last horrible sexual experience which was on my "prom night" on my bday, barfffff.

Sex yaaaah!

[tracky]

i'm still counting in years

[Knuckles]

My wife is 8 1/2 months pregnant so I ain't getting any either. :(

[Yeti]

My wife is 8 1/2 months pregnant so I ain't getting any either. :(

Lord knows you don't want to dent the poor kid's head.

[venusvenus123]

soon you'll be doing it to get the labour going! :D

[cmute_rhyme]

Really, It works for me.

[Bob]

hey bob how is it looking for you on the ladies front?

i work with 5 dudes :(

[King PSYZ]

why hasn't anyone booked a flight for Bob yet?

[Lyman Zerga]

while i became a nasty slut, just yesterday i had a half second long lasting eye contact with some dude

[-T-]

^^^

I bet you made him cream himself.