Guys: Do you pork fat chicks?

[Lex Diamonds]

No offence to all the tubby girls on the board.

And if you are offended then GO ON A DIET, FATSO!

[ericlee]

Every lady is beautiful under the right shade of light.

A BJ that had me grippin the sheets, almost blew her head off with my massive skeets.

No, seriously, a wet-dry vac has no comparisson to her.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey man, whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, sinks it.

[ericlee]

I think the majority amount of friends will cheer for me if they saw my boat afloat.

But hey, that was back then. My boat stays in a harbor now.

[mikizee]

No comment.

[cmute_rhyme]

He also told me "Get em before the hair does" I live up to his expiations.

[Kid Presentable]

I did it with a mad hefty thing, it was the shit. (y)(y)

All kinds, cross-eyed, shit. Well versed. Gotta be a playa to have haters.

And like my pops always said: You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire...Or in this case, the rest of the room.

[TimDoolan]

I tried to. I got her naked and she was all like, "why do you like me" and I couldn't think of anything. She put her clothes back on and left.

[Kid Presentable]

My large lass was a piss-head, and had a bit of cash, so we got on great. It was a late-90s thang, though.

Fuck, I'm comically deformed; who am I to be telling some bitch she's not good enough?

[TOY]

It must be true that fat chicks give the best blowjobs. The few I know all have isanely attractive boyfriends, but these girls are insanely unattractive. One has the face of a greasy large tray (all the toppings) with nipples that literally point to the ground. Not that I'm grade A meat or anything, but Jesus Christ...

(And not just a little bit "chunk", but clinically obese chunk.)

[ericlee]

I did it with a mad hefty thing, it was the shit. (y)(y)

All kinds, cross-eyed, shit. Well versed. Gotta be a playa to have haters.

And like my pops always said: You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire...Or in this case, the rest of the room.

LOL, I have the same morals as Capt. Kirk. He'd be fucking the strangest things.

[Lyman Zerga]

Hey man, whatever floats your boat. Or in this case, sinks it.

haha (y)



im pretty damn frustrated cause i gained on weight like shit over the past few weeks (n)


it's a fat (lol) plus when a guy doesnt mind big girls, like your bf would love you doesnt matter how heavy you get, though it's sick when he gets turned on by the fat..i just understand the fat ass/tits part cause thats what i love too

well i know i wouldnt fuck fat girls

[TOY]

Secret little coves of crumbs between skin and shit...

Imagine the odors.

[MC Moot]

just your mother,chump....

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

the 'porking' was pretty darn good, but she was evil evil evil. so yeah. not sure if all 'fat chicks' are evil. hmmm...

[russhie]

I swear, guys pay almost as much attention to how much a girl weighs as she does herself, no matter what they say.

A male friend of mine once referred to a workmate as "the fat one" (5ft4, maybe 60kgs) while others have giggled at the "fatties" their mates are chatting up at bars. Girls who aren't fat at all?

They all have stories about the lardarse chicks they've fucked, with the general consensus being that you can get away with more dirty shit when you're with a fat girl than a thin one. Lowered self esteem and all that.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a fattie though. Whole idea repulses me.

[RobMoney$]

Slap the fat and ride the ripple.

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NOOO!


I once knew this fat girl who was in love with me.
I wound up ripping her to shreds in front of all my friends at a keg party, had everyone in stitches.
A year later she came to one of our parties and came up to me like,
"Hey Rob, don't you remember me, it's Danita, I'm the girl you made cry for being fat and you teased me in front of all your friends. I just wanted to say thanks because after that night I went on a diet and lost all the weight, HOW YA LIKE ME NOW!"

She looked good too, one of those girls you always say if she lost the weight she would be a cutie. I wound up fucking her that night on my couch only to have my girlfriend walk in on us after we were done.
Wound up telling her to GTFO.

[Helvete]

Question should say "Would you", not "do you". No I don't, but yes I would.

[Kid Presentable]

What I've never understood about women is that they all have this false modesty about being fat, but none of them seem to be worried about being ugly. Or boring, rude and arrogant. Like weight is their main problem.

[Bob]

I CERTAINLY DO NOT

edit:

Question should say "Would you", not "do you". No I don't, but yes I would.

yeah me too

[Yetra Flam]

hey padster, do you think i'm fat?

[TurdBerglar]

i want some pork chops

[TurdBerglar]

and some hashbrowns fried with butter in a skillet


mmmm

[Yetra Flam]

i want some hushpuppies. i always want hushpuppies.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.vickihodge.com/blogs/tofucornhashbrowns/tofucornhashbrowns-Images/3.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.zenreich.com/ZenWeb/images/porkchop4.JPG

[TurdBerglar]

definitely some green beans too!


http://members.aol.com/gzheng12/green-beans.jpg

[Yetra Flam]

fat guys are worse. there is no excuse for that.

[TurdBerglar]

my mouth won't stop watering

[TurdBerglar]

dessert!


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/CherryPie_468x359.jpg


be careful when you search for cherry pie

[Lex Diamonds]

I tried to. I got her naked and she was all like, "why do you like me" and I couldn't think of anything. She put her clothes back on and left.
Hahaha, that's classic! :D(y)

[Lex Diamonds]

All this poll has proved is that everyone except me, Alli and taquitos are lying/desperate.