You LOL my joke?

[Lex Diamonds]

You kind of have to be English to get this joke, so if you're not then FUCK OFF, DICKHEAD!

OK so two girls are walking down the street and they come across a magical frog. The frog's all like "Yo!" and the girls are all like "Shit, it's a talking frog!" The frog looks at the girls and decides which one he would rather bone, then says to her "I am a magical frog, if you kiss me then I will turn into a handsome Championship footballer and you will be my wife and share in all my fame and money." The girl thinks for a second, then scoops up the frog and puts it straight into her pocket, much to the chagrin of the magical amphibian.

"WTF you doing, asshole?!" says her friend, shocked, to which the girl replies "I'm not an idiot- I know a talking frog is worth a lot more than a Championship footballer!"

OK you can LOL now.

[paul jones]

LOL

I will tell that down the pub later and everyone will be so impressed that I'll get bought pints all night

[Yorkshire~Rose]

I semi LOL'd at that. I was more impressed by the use of the word 'chagrin'.

[beastieangel01]

I laughed.

Do I have to take it back, though?

[Freebasser]

Blue Square Premier?

[Planetary]

hey there's nothing wrong with the blue square premier. stafford rangers ftw. played 7, lost 6, drawn 1. :cool:

[Teh]

Scotland beat thingy 3-1!

[Helvete]

I think it's cool that a frog says "Yo".

[Lex Diamonds]

I semi LOL'd at that. I was more impressed by the use of the word 'chagrin'.
I am touched m'lady, however you must certainly have surmised by now that I am a generously cultured young gentleman.

Thanks for noticing and shit, bitch.

[Lex Diamonds]

I laughed.

Do I have to take it back, though?
No! You weren't supposed to read it! Oh God, the entire foundation of the world is in jeopardy! Don't you see what you've done you ignorant little girl?

Nah, you have nice jugs so I'll let you off.