My drunk friend passed out on my bed

[DandyFop]

and I feel really lesbo trying to get in there and sleep next to her but I'm so tired :(

[Videodrome]

we need to know.

[Bob]

fuck it, i'm just gonna masturbate anyway

[insertnamehere]

^ if he's gonna jerk off, i'm gonna jerk off too


about a month ago i went to visit a friend in her new apartment and she really didnt have any furniture and everyone got very drunk and for lack of better places to sleep. she, her boyfriend, and myself all slept in her bed. the next day she said he kept tryin to have sex with her. my bet is he wanted me to wake up and join it.


i swear i dont drink that much. somehow all my recent stories have just involved alcohol

[jabumbo]

if you're not taking it, at least let me have some

[a.k.a me]

I keep reading this as "passed away on my bed" I thought it was a sad thread.

[DandyFop]

She woulda passed away after I was done with her !! *nudge nudge*

wow that was dumb

Yeah I slept upstairs because I kept thinking we'd end up spooning or something.