Maury Moment!

[ET]

I used to mess around with this girl a few months back and come to find out she is very much pregnant. Fortunately, I was well aware that there was no possible way it was me *phew* but the very next thing I thought of was this. (http://syntfb.ytmnd.com/) Thanks internet. :mad:

also, this impregnation probably happened right after we somehow parted ways. life is crazy.

[tracky]

At least you know the kid will be well cared for cause she's got 3 pacifiers (http://www.niggaknow.com/video/15-year-old-bitch-fucked-mad-niggas/)

[tracky]

ps life isn't crazy, you're just sterile

[ET]

ps life isn't crazy, you're just sterile

I think I drank enough Surge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surge) and got hit in the testicle region in high school to justify that claim. *fingers crossed*

[HEIRESS]

meep meep.

[beastieangel01]

BABIES DADDY PATERNITY TEST!

[a.k.a me]

no possible way it was me *phew*

The paternity test says otherwise.

[ET]

I know my sperms are thuggin' but they're not magical. At least I hope not...

[paul jones]

I used to mess around with this girl a few months back and come to find out she is very much pregnant. Fortunately, I was well aware that there was no possible way it was me *phew* but the very next thing I thought of was this. (http://syntfb.ytmnd.com/) Thanks internet. :mad:

also, this impregnation probably happened right after we somehow parted ways. life is crazy.


I want that tune played at my wedding/funeral or when I pick up best actor at the oscars when I play the lead role of Knuckles goes to photoshop camp.