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Freebasser
09-11-2007, 12:21 PM
I'm becoming more and more disillusioned with society every day. Last week I came across more shining examples of the kind of pond scum that are inheriting the planet than you could shake a stick at. It seems that people who've been raised to have no social skills or manners whatsoever are increasingly chosing my path to walk across.

Last week I:


held a door open for somebody. They blanked me.
waited for 25mins for a bus, and somebody who turned up minutes before it finally arrived then proceeded to jump the queue.
was forced out of the way by three people who were coming IN through an EXIT door, without receiving a single apology.
was treated like shit on the phone by the great British public for the best part of 30 hours.


Suffice to say I was beginning to reach the end of my tether, so it was only a matter of time before I flipped out.

Today I was standing at the front of the bus, waiting for it to come to a stop, and the driver opened the doors as he pulled up to the kerb. Some teenage cunt pushed me from behind and forced me out of the way so that he could get off first, and in the process he almost sent me flying out of the doors and under the still moving bus.

As I stepped off the bus I squared up to him and subjected him to the biggest tirade of verbal abuse you could possibly imagine and told him exactly what it was that I'd like to do with his brain once I'd removed it from it's hard outer casing. I am not a violent person by nature, and indeed I have not started a fight with somebody since I was about 8, but I am not going to stand there and be thrown under a bus by somebody with no fucking respect for his fellow man.

It was then that I realised the error of my ways. I would probably be near the back of the queue when it came to giving out tall, toned, muscular bodies and on further inspection I realised that this guy was built like a brick shithouse and was easily 6 and a half feet tall. I was beginning to regret saying anything as he looked down at me from his lofty position. My life flashed in front of my eyes as he opened his mouth and for a split second I almost thought about apologising to him for the inconvenience of my body getting in his way as he tried to leave the bus.

Instead he apologised rather hastily and backed away from me with a look of fear in his eyes.

Vive la résistance! :cool:

Yeti
09-11-2007, 12:39 PM
Yesterday Freebasser dared to struggle. Today he dared to win!
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

beastieangel01
09-11-2007, 12:47 PM
high five!

jabumbo
09-11-2007, 01:03 PM
those are the best feeling, especially with someone who is much larger than you. i know lots of people who will complain about someone but won't ever do it because of their size. bah.

good job mate!

DandyFop
09-11-2007, 02:38 PM
So how does it feel to be turning into a serial killer?

Freebasser
09-11-2007, 03:25 PM
*breathes heavily at you*

Bob
09-11-2007, 03:28 PM
good job travis bickle

actually i know what you mean. today i was on the subway, and i went to get off, but i noticed that a blind guy was getting off too. i stopped to let him have a clear path to the door and i held up everyone behind me and i'm pretty sure they all wanted to punch me for it but come on, i'm gonna cut off a blind guy? they should be punched

Yetra Flam
09-11-2007, 07:37 PM
Imagining slaughtering lots of people i find very calming and relaxing.

fucktopgirl
09-11-2007, 07:40 PM
^ kinda feel the same way today!!

I think i should have been like nikita, killing people who don't deserve to live!

Clean the planet and make your anger come out!

Bob
09-11-2007, 08:01 PM
Imagining slaughtering lots of people i find very calming and relaxing.

why would you slaughter all those calming and relaxing people?

Yetra Flam
09-11-2007, 08:07 PM
why would you slaughter all those calming and relaxing people?

Nonono, it's their bloodcurdling screams and cracking bones that i dream of.

trailerprincess
09-12-2007, 05:52 AM
I gave an evil to a guy who chucked an empty crisp packet out of his car the other day. He was 2 lanes away on the M25 so I didn't really want to kick off too much but I could tell that he knew why I was staring and that made me feel good.

I hate littering.