morning rituals?

[jabumbo]

now that i've been working a real job for almost a month now, i've started to get into a groove for what i do in the morning


i wake up 6:15-6:30 (pending wheni have to be at work), and start off by going to the bathroom. then i hunkermyself upstairs, start my coffee and make my lunch while it brews. after thats done i go back downstairs to my room, get dressed and most days i open my curtains and then head out to catch the bus. i leave between 6:40 and 7.


so does anyone else follow the same boring ritual every morning?

[cosmo105]

5:45 - first alarm goes off
5:55 finally roll out of bed (usually)

go downstairs, take probiotic w/ glass of water

go upstairs, run shower, pick out clothes, take shower, get dressed, do makeup & hair and try to be downstairs by 6:30 (rarely ever happens)

have breakfast, take supplements, make lunch

out the door as soon as possible after 7

always the same. a little later on the days i have class at 11, but not much.

[paul jones]

As I work nightshifts I'm usually asleep in the morning until noon or late afternoon now

[abcdefz]

Mine changed a couple of weeks ago since I fractured a rib and can't exercise.

But for the three months, it was generally:

2:00 or 2:30 Wake up

2:15 or 2:45 Pre-workout drink, read, pray, throw rice in the cooker for the day's meals

3:15 or 3:45 Lift weights or ride bike, depending on which day (Cardio doesn't take as long, which is why I get the extra half hour)

4:30 Post-workout drink, shower, dress, get stuff together for work (rice, music)

5:00 Get to bus stop, buy newspaper, smoke a cigarette, read a bit

5:17 Bus to work

[jabumbo]

always the same. a little later on the days i have class at 11, but not much.



so wait....


you get up at 5:45am for an 11 oclock class? my lord!

[TurdBerglar]

wake up at 6:25
take a shower
get dressed
go to class
come home
take a massive shit
go to work

[DIGI]

Mine changed a couple of weeks ago since I fractured a rib and can't exercise.

But for the three months, it was generally:

2:00 or 2:30 Wake up

2:15 or 2:45 Pre-workout drink, read, pray, throw rice in the cooker for the day's meals

3:15 or 3:45 Lift weights or ride bike, depending on which day (Cardio doesn't take as long, which is why I get the extra half hour)

4:30 Post-workout drink, shower, dress, get stuff together for work (rice, music)

5:00 Get to bus stop, buy newspaper, smoke a cigarette, read a bit

5:17 Bus to work

Fuck, man. What time do you go to bed? That sounds like a routine reserved for Travis Bickle.

[MC Moot]

Know what I've added to my routine this week?...checking fuck'n mouse traps....it sucks....VERMIN!!!!.......what a way to wake up....I've woke to 2 this week,then I flush them,then ya have to re-set the trap and wash your hands about 10 times until you feel un-contaminated like......agggghhhhh!!!!!!....this is the cost of living in a "Heritage House"......(n):mad:

[Teh]

Who are you working for jabumbo?


My morning routine has gone to shit since my summer job finished, but usually i'm up at 7am:

- shower
- clothes
- breakfast
- train
- walk
- subway
- breakfast in student union instead of first lecture (mondays only)

[jabumbo]

im working for a real small engineering company now


some days i get to go out in the field so i have to be whereever at 7am, but if im at the office i usually dont get in til 8 because it takes way too long to get here on the bus. every day, especially after work, i stand there waiting telling myself i should get a car

[beastiegirrl101]

7am wake up
molest / feed Jaxon
eat
shower
make coffee / lunch
get dressed and out the door by 8:45am
drive to work

I've decided to change up my work out schedule and now I am doing pilates / yoga at night after work. Not sure how I fee about it yet. I feel like I am SO DAMN BUSY and I have no time for anything now, that's why I think morning work outs are better, you evenings belong to you.

But A-Z...you're crazy.;)

[insertnamehere]

MWF - wake up around 7:30, rush to do homework i didnt finish the night before, get dressed around 8:30, leave for 9:00 class. get done with classes at 11:20, get to work by 11:30 (12 on fridays), work until whenever i get off that particular day, shower, nap, fuck around on the internet all night, sleep. oh yeah, and usually eating comes after work and then maybe like a bowl of cereal before bed.

T/Th- wake up by 10, shower, head out to a food place on campus, eat personal pan veggie pizza, go to class from 11:45-4:15, come home, fuck around on internet,get some dinner go to sleep

Sat/sun work 11-8:30, eat work food around 3 and then usually have snackish food like previously mentioned bowl of cereal or something.

also, theres some doing homework sporadically throughout the free time

[insertnamehere]

oftentimes i sprinkle in some naps after class and work is done too. i forgot the naps. they're important.

[abcdefz]

I've decided to change up my work out schedule and now I am doing pilates / yoga at night after work. Not sure how I fee about it yet. I feel like I am SO DAMN BUSY and I have no time for anything now, that's why I think morning work outs are better, you evenings belong to you.

But A-Z...you're crazy.;)



Crazy like a sledgehammer. (y)

But, yeah -- it's the best way to get the morning going and get invigorated, plus, then it's done and out of the way and you don't start making
excuses in the afternoon when you just don't feel like it or you got to busy or you have the carb crash after lunch or something suddenly
comes up or whatever.

[cosmo105]

so wait....


you get up at 5:45am for an 11 oclock class? my lord!

eh, i'll wake up at 7, maayyybe 8ish. it takes me under an hour to get to school but parking at 11 is ludicrous so i get there early to take care of homework, work out, meet with people, take care of bidness etc.

[Drederick Tatum]

wake up at around 7.30.
if she's still in bed, try to touch girlfriend's boobs.
8am get sick of hitting snooze, so get up.
coffee
talk to flatmates, check news and emails.
breakfast.
girlfriend leaves for work, give her kiss, try to touch boobs.
high five flatmate.
9am try to start writing.
12noon start writing.

[fucktopgirl]

wake up by myself around 6am
go walk my dog
Alix wake up between 6:30-7:00
put the water to boil for my tea
battle with Alix for breakfast
make breakfast for Alix if she is hungry
then relax with her until time for school
8:15 walk Alix to school with Andy the puppy (if i have school in the morning)
If not, walk Alix to school with my bike, then go do my exercise at the mountain

[beastieangel01]

6:45 wake up and hit snooze
7:00ish actually wake up
take a shower
get ready
eat something
pull together gym clothes for after work
grab something to eat for lunch
leave by 8 the latest

[taquitos]

1 hour before i have to be at class or work: alarm goes off, hit snooze.

45 or 30 min (depending on class or work, respectively) before i have to be somewhere: get up, dressed and brush teeth. warm up volcano vaporizer.

40 or 25 min before i have to be somewhere: put on music, vaporize weed.

30 or 15 min before i have to be somewhere: head downstairs to car, leave.

[Kid Presentable]

2am take a piss
7:15am tell missus i'm about to get up as she leaves for work
anywhere between 8am and midday get up
walk around in silence for a bit
make a coffee
do whatever i have to do

[hitmonlee]

7.20 am: clock radio alarm goes off. i may or may not wake at this point, housemate #1 leaves.
7.30 am: phone alarm goes off. i wake, cross room to pick up phone (i have to otherwise i definitely won't wake). press snooz 2-4 times (9 minutes each snooz)
8.10 am: lie in bed listening to radio and housemate #2 getting ready.
8.30 am: housemate #2 leaves, i may get up and go to the toilet at this point, or i may go back to sleep for another half hour, depending on what time i need to go to work.
9.00 am: exit bathroom, go to room, deodorant, moisturise, put on work pants/socks/shoes but throw on a home jumper.
9.15 am: go outside and smoke 2-3 cones.
9.20 am: go inside, iron shirt, finish getting dressed, do hair and makeup, not forgetting to eyedrop to get rid of red eyes.
9.30am: leave to catch the 9.45 am bus to work.

[insertnamehere]

if i smoked herb while trying to get myself ready for my day, i would never actually get up and do anything. i have enough trouble as it is

[hitmonlee]

if i smoked herb while trying to get myself ready for my day, i would never actually get up and do anything. i have enough trouble as it is

its why i smoke after my shower, i'm already up and refreshed. i don't think i could handle work 100% sober.

[taquitos]

i feel more awake after i smoke a bit, it makes the shittiest part of the day slightly more bearable.

[insertnamehere]

generally when i smoke (which i havnt in like, 3 years), i get this sense of like, every moment in time is disjointed from every other moment. things happening right now arent really connected to things that happened 5 minutes ago... like that kind of thing. so im pretty sure i coudlnt work while i was stoned.

its like my whole time being stoned is kinda like that feeling you get when youre deep in though and driving home and before you know it you're home and you're like WHOA HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?... at least, that happens to me sometimes. sometimes i drive to the wrong places though.

[TurdBerglar]

i think im gonna add pancakes to my morning ritual. there's this awesome little kitchen in the technology park at school. typical short order cook flying through six orders at a time on a large hot plate and cussing at his co-workers. maybe i'll mix it up with omelets and french toast from day to day. im definitely looking forward to those pancakes tomorrow.

[insertnamehere]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes

[TurdBerglar]

nothing beats pancakes

[cubsfirstplace]

Mine changed a couple of weeks ago since I fractured a rib and can't exercise.

But for the three months, it was generally:

2:00 or 2:30 Wake up

2:15 or 2:45 Pre-workout drink, read, pray, throw rice in the cooker for the day's meals

3:15 or 3:45 Lift weights or ride bike, depending on which day (Cardio doesn't take as long, which is why I get the extra half hour)

4:30 Post-workout drink, shower, dress, get stuff together for work (rice, music)

5:00 Get to bus stop, buy newspaper, smoke a cigarette, read a bit

5:17 Bus to work

what time do you usually go to bed?

[Kid Presentable]

I was gonna say I buy these premade pancakes you just heat up in the toaster, and add butter and honey or whatever. And I just did say it.

It's really hard for me to eat breakfast. I only want to vomit in the morning.

I miss smoking in the morn, too. It used to set me up perfectly for a day under a truck spray-painting. Or whatever job I was pretending to do at the time.

[TurdBerglar]

i can't eat either early in the day. i have to be awake for atleast 2-3 hours.

[hitmonlee]

yeah i don't eat until i get to work, usually have a snack or an iced coffee or something. no real food until lunch at 1.

[trailerprincess]

Alarm goes off at 6.15
Try to stay in bed until 7am (if non hair washing day)
Shower
Coffee/breakfast
Get dressed
Leave for work between 7.30 and 7.45

[Lyman Zerga]

wanking
shitting
getting piss drunk
going back to bed

[Lex Diamonds]

I usually wake up at about 10.30, poke my morning wood into my girlfriend's ass for about half an hour, go and get a drink for my hangover (water or more alcohol depending on how bad it is), have a coffee and a cigarette whilst my woman makes me breakfast, then eat. From there it depends what else I'm doing that day. If I'm not sleeping with my girl then I just wake up and jerk off for a few hours. (y)

[basd]

i was workin in one summer holiday village for third year so it wasn't hard to remind the old habits

9:00 waking
taking shower and clothing to 9:50
at 10:00 o'clock catching the mini "train" which stops near the hotel where i used to live for the summer season
10:25-30 drinking tea and expecting the first client


something like this exept the mornings when i went to work straight from the bar :D

[Kid Presentable]

Do many of you wait until the afternoon to poo?

[basd]

depends of how drunk i was last night

[abcdefz]

Do many of you wait until the afternoon to poo?



I pretty much go first thing in the morning.

[insertnamehere]

I usually feel pretty nauseated in the morning too, so that's part of the reason I skip breakfast. That and, once I wait for the nausea to go away, I don't have time to eat. Plus I can't really cook in my dorm room and I don't have a meal plan.


I poo once or maybe twice a week so it's hardly part of my daily routine. When I do have to poo its usually afternoon or evening. I poo really fast too. Whenever someone knows that's what I'm gonna do, when I come back they're like "wow you're a fast pooper" I'm kinda confused though as to how the volume of stuff coming out is less than the stuff going in, but I've heard it's not abnormal to not have to poop every day. Every couple of months I get the runs for a few days where I have to go everytime I eat and sometimes when I don't.

[cosmo105]

once or twice a week? jesus that's unhealthy. "regular" is like 2 or 3 times a day. all you people with your low-fiber diets make my insides cry.

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck wants to shit 2-3 times a day!


sometimes my body will be all like... DUDE WE NEED TO SHIT!

and im all like... BUT I DON'T WANNA! LEAVE ME ALONE!

[jabumbo]

i usually go once a day. i hate it when i am rishing to get out the door in the morning and i dont get to go before i leave though, because then i'm holding in this ready to burst shit for like an hour. then i finally get to work and rush in and its the best 20 minutes of my life


but if i do go before i leave for work, its never with my first thing i do when i get up piss. nobody should even bother talking to me until i do that, its just not healthy

[jennyb]

my morning ritual consists of oversleeping and leaping outta bed to scrub my mop in the shower quick to jump in the worst traffic in the USA for an hour only to arrive at the office 10-20 min late... yep