England vs. Russia

[Parkey]

One - nil already. Don't fuck it up boys, don't fuck it up...

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Ava started crying in bed and hubby very kindly went up to check on her...and missed the goal.

Oops. :D

[Parkey]

Ava started crying in bed and hubby very kindly went up to check on her...and missed the goal.

Oops. :D

Ha! I bet he was proper chuffed.

[paul jones]

I forgot it was on....hang on

[Parkey]

FUCK! Sloppy work. Sloppy work...

I like that Motson keeps saying 'jerk off'.

[paul jones]

I switched on the telly and Motson goes 'and the russians are moving better now...'

[paul jones]

Motson : 'now was that hand ball by ..'

(his name was too long to remember to type here and it had a few Z's in it)

[paul jones]

FUCK! Sloppy work. Sloppy work...

I like that Motson keeps saying 'jerk off'.

hahaha he just said it again(y)


'jerkov.....and again....'

[Parkey]

Let the England collapse commence...

[Parkey]

hahaha he just said it again(y)


'jerkov.....and again....'

Ha!

[paul jones]

'well quite straightforward isn't it?.....60/40...'

[paul jones]

'yes it's coming down this side with jerkov...'

[Parkey]

They should send recordings of Motson into space.

[paul jones]

They should send recordings of Motson into space.

'cleared by ferdinand'

[Parkey]

BOOM!

2 - 0

[paul jones]

that was fantastic compusure....absolutley fantastic - Lawrenson

[paul jones]

'the russians aren't tight at the moment....'

[Parkey]

I love that Motson nigh on ignores everything Lawrenson says.

[paul jones]

I'm sure McClaren picked his arse when they showed his reaction to the 2nd goal

[paul jones]

I love that Motson nigh on ignores everything Lawrenson says.

haha

[paul jones]

' it's jerkov who will shoot'

[Parkey]

' it's jerkov who will shoot'

jerk off has gone through rio ferdinand's legs...

[paul jones]

jerkov......oooh that's gone through Rio Ferdinand's legs'

[paul jones]

jerk off has gone through rio ferdinand's legs...

we both noticed that one at the same time(y)

[Parkey]

we both noticed that one at the same time(y)

Double teaming Motson.

[paul jones]

'looking for hesssKKKKKKeeeeeeyy'

I love it when his voice strains at the sniff of a goal like he's wanking into his sock

[paul jones]

Hansen just needs a pair of big glasses and he'd be Klark Kent

[Parkey]

Or Captain Scarlet.

[paul jones]

IAN WRIGHT " Let me just say Jerkov, no.18....great name...."

[paul jones]

Or Captain Scarlet.

fuck yeah, Gerry Anderson created him I think but fucked up the size so was set off into the world in a Pinocchio style to Scotland where he learnt football

[Parkey]

IAN WRIGHT " Let me just say Jerkov, no.18....great name...."

The cheeky fuck. He's been reading us...

[paul jones]

The cheeky fuck. He's been reading us...

yeah his laptop is just out of shot

[paul jones]

Lawenson should do the weather

'yeeeahhh it's gonna be a bit rainy today I'm afraid, maybe a bit cloudy too....yeeeaahh'

[Parkey]

Motson " SEEEEEEEEEEEAN WRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT PHILIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

Lawernson " *utter silence* "

[paul jones]

Motson " SEEEEEEEEEEEAN WRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT PHILIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

Lawernson " *utter silence* "

he was busy eyeing up some bird in the crowd

[Parkey]

Ha!

Scotland 1 - France 0?!!

Did I hear right?

[paul jones]

Ha!

Scotland 1 - France 0?!!

Did I hear right?


yeah and 'It's a 3 cornered fight between Scotland,France and Italy'

James Cunt can do another mash up of his Triangle song

[Parkey]

One of the hyenas out of Lion King just scored. No, it was Ferdinand...

[paul jones]

they just put on Crouch for a bit of comedy value I think

[Drederick Tatum]

huge win for Scotland. good for such a loser country to have something to be happy about.

[Parkey]

they just put on Crouch for a bit of comedy value I think

Crazy Legs Crane staggering around the pitch.

Good work Scotland. That is fucking top notch.

[Drederick Tatum]

how many more games until Owen breaks down with another injury?...I say about 6.

[Drederick Tatum]

in other news.

Alex Ferguson's groin was assaulted by a drunk man outside a tube station (http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=462289&cc=3436).

[Parkey]

how many more games until Owen breaks down with another injury?...I say about 6.

I'd go with that too.

[Big Gus]

Fucking get it up ye ya froggie bastards!!

PICK THAT RIGHT OOT!!!! FOOT BAZOOKA!!!!