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jammytastic
09-12-2007, 04:33 PM
taste your ware.

im so bored. all this week ive been working my arse off. for no reason. im just bored. in and out of the office all week.

im so bored im actually working. whats wrong with me?

i nearly had sex with this chap but didnt at the last minute because i dunno. hes not exactly good enough for me but he was there and mad for a shag but sure what man isnt mad for a shag?

i dunno. am i growing up? couple of years ago i would have fucked him out of politeness.

i wish i was a baby again with the mind i have now and then when i was old enough to run away id run away and live a different life. or something. jesus im talking bollocks.

i just saw the simpsons film there last weekend. it was kinda crappy just like i thought it would be.

i cant wait for this superbad to come out. it looks deadly.

do you know what id love? a cheese burger. no! A BACON DOUBLE CHEESE BURGER FROM BK!!!

2 of them. ohhhhhhhh and a strawberry milkshake from macdonalds.

actually id love a tuna sambo. i think im going to make a tuna sambo. and a glass of milk. although i wont make the milk the milk is already made. and i wont make the glass cause that is already made too.

tuna sambo milk and perhaps some green hunky dorys. yes yes.