peanutbutter illegal?

[TurdBerglar]

the town one of my bosses lives in has banned peanutbutter from the school systems. apparently there's an abundant amount of kids that are fatally allergic to peanuts. what the fuck? where are all these odd allergies coming from? are weaker people just surviving a lot more and producing fucked up kids? no one had allergies when i was in grammar school and the cafeteria would offer peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches if you did not want what was on the menu for that day. personally i feel the possibility of death to a small handful of kids is definitely worth peanutbutter.

[Yetra Flam]

yeah my cousin is fatally allergic to anything to do with peanuts. anaphalactic shock and all. it's a pretty common thing.

[TurdBerglar]

competitive activities in P.E. have also been banned. not just in my boss' school system but most of them around here. and not just dodgeball but all competitive activites! how else are the fatasses suppose to know they're fat and need to stob being fat???? humiliation is quite the motivator.

[Yetra Flam]

competitive activities in P.E. have also been banned. not just in my boss' school system but most of them around here. and not just dodgeball but all competitive activites! how else are the fatasses suppose to know they're fat and need to stob being fat???? humiliation is quite the motivator.

apparently in a few years time at this rate, three quarters of the population of the US will be fat. That's gonna make me look really thin.

[TurdBerglar]

you'll just get fatter too

[Yetra Flam]

no. you will.

[insertnamehere]

I don't know if this is entirely related, but I know our use of antibacterial everything increases the instances of allergies in general. Like, you body doesn't have any bacteria to fight so you're immune system gets all screwy and attacks things it shouldn't. It kinda makes me sad to think how we're ruining human evolution. Now it's survival of whoever's family has enough money to keep them alive, giving everyone allergies to everything...

I am guilty of this. I should have died in the womb. But I don't plan on having children. And so far, I havn't had any alergies or horrible genetic diseases that shouldn't be passed on. My heart stopped as a fetus and one of my lungs collapsed and they pulled me out 2 months early and fixed me up but all the oxygen from the incubator screwed up the development of nerves in my retinas so I have less than perfect eyesight, and the doctors suspected I would be blind by the age of five and mentally retarded. But somehow I turned out fairly OK.

I'm angry at the super allergic to peanuts people. Interfering with my freedom to eat peanuts and peanut products in public spaces. :mad:

[paul jones]

the world's gone mad

[jabumbo]

competitive sports? i mean, i guess i canunderstand the peanut butter thing if you have enough kids with the problem and all, but come on.

they probably did it because some pussy willow kid lost one too many times to the other kids while playing touch football or something and then complained to his parents about it.

[TurdBerglar]

if i complained to my dad about losing too many times he would have called my a pussy and pulled me into the backyard and hurl footballs at my face. then he'd take me to get some pizza.

[abcdefz]

It's amazing how much we just keeping resetting the bar lower and lower so no one ever has to be accountable for themselves, and no one ever has to feel too bad because they aren't competent.

People have to have the right to fail. There was another thread about how bad kids are these days, and this is partly why: nothing is expected of them, and they feel entitled to everything with zero effort, demanding "respect" for themselves but giving none to others.


rant rant rant rant rant

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm going to get a dodge ball.

I'm going to smother it in peanut butter.

Then I'm going to ask you to get naked.

If you don't, it's welts and hives for you Sir Turd.