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Kid Presentable
09-13-2007, 02:06 AM
Do you have a murder house in your neighbourhood? Do you live in one?

We have one around the corner. A friend's mother lives there because the rent is so cheap. Because it's a murder house. I want to offer to do some gardening so I can go round there.

We hadn't seen our neighbours for a while, and we thought maybe their house was a newly crowned murder-house. Alas, they're still alive. It was then that the wife and I came up with the Murder House song.

Murder house, murder house
people got killed in the murder house (an upbeat surf-punk ditty). Another couplet:

Mum was found, by the bed
she's still your mum, if only just a head

There's another place up the street that looks like a murder house. All solemn and you never see people around it. Like it's full of murders.

Growing up in NZ, they just used to burn down the murder houses. What do they do with them in your town?

de-nice
09-13-2007, 02:26 AM
No, I think we should murder Modest Mouse. PRENTEND. (lb)

Lex Diamonds
09-13-2007, 04:30 AM
Remember when they burn down the murder/rape house in 8 Mile and Eminem gets trapped but, being the hero that he is, fearlessly jumps & rolls through the flames.

Man that movie was balls.

Kid Presentable
09-13-2007, 05:13 AM
^^It was like an audition reel, when they had him do the action-hero pose with the paintball gun.