i need a dump

[Planetary]

brb

[paul jones]

don't stink the bog out(y)

[Bob]

how'd it go

[paul jones]

he's still in there

[TurdBerglar]

im currently having a gas attack. my belly is all distended. someone burp me or umm..... fart me. :(

[Planetary]

back. it went well. runnier than i'd like but what can you do. quilted velvet (y)

[paul jones]

jesus christ it fucking stinks in there!

where's the Glade?!

[Lyman Zerga]

im currently having a gas attack. my belly is all distended. someone burp me or umm..... fart me. :(

what the hell are you eating all day long? farts?

[Lex Diamonds]

jesus christ it fucking stinks in there!

where's the Glade?!
You're obviously a rancid turd smell amateur. Air freshener is merely a temporary solution, it masks the smell but then you're left with a weird half-flowers, half-shit smell which is even worse than the pure dump odour. It's an age old trick but it really works.

Before you leave the toilet, with the door still closed, just light a match and wave it around a bit. It will burn all the unpleasant smelling gas and leave you with a nice smokey aroma, reminiscent of a rustic countryside barbecue on a gentle summer's eve. Then all that's left is to fling open the bathroom door triumphantly and announce to anyone in the vicinity that you have just curled out a deadly brown anaconda. (y)

[paul jones]

You're obviously a rancid turd smell amateur. Air freshener is merely a temporary solution, it masks the smell but then you're left with a weird half-flowers, half-shit smell which is even worse than the pure dump odour. It's an age old trick but it really works.

Before you leave the toilet, with the door still closed, just light a match and wave it around a bit. It will burn all the unpleasant smelling gas and leave you with a nice smokey aroma, reminiscent of a rustic countryside barbecue on a gentle summer's eve. Then all that's left is to fling open the bathroom door triumphantly and announce to anyone in the vicinity that you have just curled out a deadly brown anaconda. (y)

cheers Gandalf(y)

[Bob]

You're obviously a rancid turd smell amateur. Air freshener is merely a temporary solution, it masks the smell but then you're left with a weird half-flowers, half-shit smell which is even worse than the pure dump odour. It's an age old trick but it really works.

Before you leave the toilet, with the door still closed, just light a match and wave it around a bit. It will burn all the unpleasant smelling gas and leave you with a nice smokey aroma, reminiscent of a rustic countryside barbecue on a gentle summer's eve. Then all that's left is to fling open the bathroom door triumphantly and announce to anyone in the vicinity that you have just curled out a deadly brown anaconda. (y)

i'd heard the phrase "jesus, somebody light a match" before, but i never knew it actually worked. very interesting

i'm due for a big poo any moment now. i ate a bunch of carrots and shredded wheat and beans and burger king, i mean come on, what's taking so long

[TurdBerglar]

a watched pot never boils, bob

[Bob]

it's not like i'm looking at it in the mirror or anything

hang on, something moved, brb

[Lex Diamonds]

He's still not back? Must be a monster.