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[insertnamehere]

last night i had dreams of a sexual nature involving a girl and a dude i work with. not at the same time. they were separate dreams.

i feel pretty awkward about this.

i think i need to have sex real bad is the problem.

[insertnamehere]

that sentence was pretty ambiguous. the girl wasn't a girl i work with. some random fake girl.

still though, the fact that i had a dream about naked makeouts and cuddles with a girl kinda weirds me out.

[insertnamehere]

the coworker isnt particularly ugly, but kinda weird, and he has a slight speech impediment.

[Bob]

last night i had a dream where i was in bed naked with a board member, we weren't having sex. he was lying on top of me with his back to me and i was just holding him. then he woke up and we were both shocked and surprised to have been in bed naked with each other. he got out of the bed and he was trying his best not to smirk while trying to still look shocked at the same time. when this guy was on top of me, i kind of knew who it was but when he got out of bed he didn't really look like the person i thought it was. weird

and the night before i had a dream where i was with my girfriends. i don't know why but we had to get over a big fence, i got over first, then when my friend had to get over this fence she had some trouble and ended up flashing her pussy in my face. that was awkward. :(

i guess we both need a good seeing to, inh

it was probably me, i'm the one that's most likely to be shocked and surprised to find himself in bed with a naked woman

[insertnamehere]

ha... what is that from? sounds familiar

[kaiser soze]

I got laid lastnight.....twice and once this morning (y)

it was dreamy

[Lyman Zerga]

I had a dream last night that I was tongue fuckin Brad Pitt. Stuck my tongue up so far up his ass that I could taste shit. He screamed in delight as I gave his ass a beating. I shoved my tongue up so far I could taste what he was eating.

haha

[insertnamehere]

^ where is it froooooooooom?

[Lyman Zerga]

i didnt have a sex dream last night but a bbmber one

i was lying all close to tal, face to face like and i could feel his breath and it felt pretty realistic

i was covered in sweat, tears and blood but he didnt seem to mind it well it was tatum's (the bbmber) blood on my shirt cause for some reason i had to kill him

i also dreamt of blinking keychains which a saw a day before

[Loppfessor]

last night i had dreams of a sexual nature involving a girl and a dude i work with. not at the same time. they were separate dreams.

i feel pretty awkward about this.

i think i need to have sex real bad is the problem.

Wait I'm confused you had a dream about fucking a dude from work? And another dream about fucking some fake girl too? Or you had a dream bout those two fucking....what's going on here?

[BangkokB]

I had a dream last night that I woke up with 2 beautiful Thai girls and a redhead that were all out of my league. I saw the sunlight bask on the 3 of their faces as the sun rose and it was as beautiful as that time I stole The Scream painting. And then they slowly woke up and wiped their eyes. It was right about then that in unison they all broke down into tears. Not tears of joy but the other kind. They didn't bother getting dressed: They just grabbed their clothes and left as snot was coming out of their nose.

I pinched myself to wake up from this bizarre event as I turned on Ministry - Psalm 69 at volume 11 and lit up a cigarette laced with embalming fluid

Nope: This was IRL