Britney Spears Spiraling Downward

[yeahwho]

This is getting pretty juicy! Now her new management (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7000218.stm) company has canned her! What the hell is going on with Spears? Is she going to re-invent herself as the bad girl? Or is she really having severe personal problems?

The latest news has made me a Britney watcher. I'm not sure if it's all orchestrated or what, but if it's real she is in some deep dark trouble.

What's your take?

[Lyman Zerga]

why is this in the music forum?

[mikizee]

why is this in the music forum?

haha

[yeahwho]

why is this in the music forum?

I looked over the BBMB and noticed that they still haven't come up with a "Spiraling" forum.

[Drederick Tatum]

I don't really know what's going on as I barely take notice of celebrity news, but the odd pic or story that I do catch are far more entertaining than when she was a perfect All-American pop performer.

I hope she becomes a female Michael Jackson and has a similar career of prolonged weirdness.

[checkyourprez]

she reinvented herself into a fat slob.

[yeahwho]

she reinvented herself into a fat slob.

She's wearing a lot these days too. You can name her new album if you want.

Check it Out (http://www.britneyspears.com/)

[Kid Presentable]

she reinvented herself into a fat slob.

She's not fat. The only people I've encountered calling her fat are women. Chick squeezed out two kids, for fuck's sake. My LOL is with how poor her VMA performance was; it was absurdly shit. I can't get enough of shitty pop music taking L after L. I enjoy laughing at the embarrassing spectre of a time long gone.

[adam_f]

I'd still fuck Britney Spears...oh my God, I would plow that till next July.

[Kid Presentable]

Really though....and thanks to her upskirt shots, adam, you'd have a bit of a roadmap. Lie of the land and all that.

[adam_f]

Exactly. I'm down to little or no morals when it comes to plowing celebrities, so anything that can give me an edge is okay by me.

[Kid Presentable]

You'd be down there with a bicycle helmet on, and spirit-level going: "No surprises here, love. I've already got a plan for this!"

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Some people say her shitty performance was due to A. Her heel being broken. Or B. Sarah Silverman's comments about her two "mistakes" (aka kids) before going on.

I think she sucks one way or another. I also think she's a train wreck and I dont think we've seen the last of it. I would be surprised of a drug overdose Marilyn/Anna Nicole style soon.

In my opinion it's best for people like that to go out before their downward spiral begins. Look at Elvis - sure people remember him as the king, but they remember him for dieing on the toilet more. She should consider that approach. I'd say different if she actually had something to stick around for but she doesnt. (for example: the children, but I hear they're considering giving full custody to K-Fed, so if that doesnt tell you just how fucked up she really is... I dont know what will.)

I'm nice....

[TurdBerglar]

she need to pose fully nude first in hustler

[checkyourprez]

She's not fat. The only people I've encountered calling her fat are women. Chick squeezed out two kids, for fuck's sake. My LOL is with how poor her VMA performance was; it was absurdly shit. I can't get enough of shitty pop music taking L after L. I enjoy laughing at the embarrassing spectre of a time long gone.


bro compaired to what she was, she is fat. thats all she had going for her was that banging body. her face is not great unless its caked in makeup and its not like her music was the shit or anything. and she shat out 2 kids, good for her, doesnt mean she needs to be skantly dressed on the come back trail. hit the fuckin tredmill before you pull that shit.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Right, fully nude and THEN a bottle of vikodin chased by vodka. Good call. (y)

[Kid Presentable]

bro compaired to what she was, she is fat. thats all she had going for her was that banging body. her face is not great unless its caked in makeup and its not like her music was the shit or anything. and she shat out 2 kids, good for her, doesnt mean she needs to be skantly dressed on the come back trail. hit the fuckin tredmill before you pull that shit.

Bro at the last kegger I was at we nailed some skank and stuck a miniature flag in her ass before telling her to hang ten in a most bodacious and radical way.

Micropenis.

[Yetra Flam]

I didn't think she was any different than what she was before. And fat? please. she's no beth ditto.

[hpdrifter]

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=276435&gt1=7702

I don't think we've seen the end of the crazy yet.

[Jitters]

At least somebody is thinking of the children...........

[Yetra Flam]

she is apparently bulimic now. people being mean about her weight :(

[checkyourprez]

Bro at the last kegger I was at we nailed some skank and stuck a miniature flag in her ass before telling her to hang ten in a most bodacious and radical way.

Micropenis.

hilarious joke you bloke.


looks like someone has a crush on brits fat skanky ass.

[Yetra Flam]

If you're calling her fat, then you're calling me fat, and pretty much every other female except for the really skinny ones.

[TurdBerglar]

her ass is sloppy now

[checkyourprez]

If you're calling her fat, then you're calling me fat, and pretty much every other female except for the really skinny ones.

shes not really fat. im overexagerating the point. but like i said before you put her in the body of rosie o'donell and shes not selling more than 10 albums. if shes trying to make a comeback she should get back to what got her there in the first place.

[yeahwho]

Perhaps a Wedding (http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2007-09/32692548.jpg) would spice up things a little.

[yeahwho]

This is pretty serious business, Brittany must be devastated. Losing custody of your own kids is a pretty damning statement.

Spears loses custody of her two sons (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-me-britney2oct02,1,5374320.story?coll=la-headlines-entnews)

[Planetary]

If you're calling her fat, then you're calling me fat, and pretty much every other female except for the really skinny ones.

she's fat by her/hollywood's standards though.

[silence7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOBl5hFF120

I don't wish Britney harm, and as much as her music is pre-processed, over produced bubble-gum pop, it was fun music that didn't hurt anyone, and there are a lot of people who liked it.

Anybody wishing for another person to O.D. for their amusement is just twisted. :confused:

The posing nude however, I'd like to see that.


S7

[checkyourprez]

im glad that piece of white trash lost her kids. she needs to go back to the trailer she came from. fuckin skank.

[Yeti]

Judge suspends Britney Spears' visitation rights

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/18/britney.children/index.html

[BBboy20]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/Spearsmocking.png