pick up lines to use on the bus

[tracky]

and before anyone tries to be funny, yes I've tried telling it it has lovely head-lamps and sexy tyres. No, I mean how can I start a conversation with some of these cuties on my bus? There's one that has sat next to me a few times, and I make a point of moving over for her when she gets near (usually right up the back) and even if there's other seats she'll take it. So today she was sitting next to me and I had to get off before her, and as I said excuse me she looked up with this gorgeous smile which I havn't been able to get out of my head all day. I'm hoping she'll be on there tommorow, I might just try something really out there like say hello. But feel free to throw your own ideas out there, like maybe I could hire out an orchestra and put it on the bus and have it start playing as she walks down the aisle. I'm also open to stalking. So, whatever, probably something between the orchestra and hello.

[Yeti]

I would think any talk of owning a car would send them into a tizzy.

[mikizee]

pick a booger out of your nose and offer it to her, and say 'hungry?'

[tracky]

Both good options (y)

I do actually still have a car, I just lost my license. Maybe I could tantalize her with pictures of my car. Or just start the conversation with "I do have a car, you know"

[abcdefz]

Just start talking.

Heck, I'd probably just say what you're thinking. "I was hoping I'd see you again today. You've got such a great smile it made me happy all day."

Or whatever.

[tracky]

Just start talking.

Heck, I'd probably just say what you're thinking. "I was hoping I'd see you again today. You've got such a great smile it made me happy all day."

Or whatever.

that's pretty much what I'd like to say, but then if I start thinking about that too much it'll come out sounding so forced

[yeahwho]

The next stops mine, pull this cord.

[abcdefz]

that's pretty much what I'd like to say, but then if I start thinking about that too much it'll come out sounding so forced



So just be yourself. Be confident. That's one of the biggest attractions, anyway. (y)

[tracky]

Ladies I'm very keen for your input on this one - what's a guy gotta do?

a. pick a booger
b. woo her with car
c. be normal
d. whatever cmute said which wasn't really that funny

[tracky]

The next stops mine, pull this cord.


tehe



az - too true

[tracky]

No, fuck that. Go with witty lines like mine and lies. That's the best way to pick up womens.

Can you grow a Burt Reynolds style moustache?

I have a Burt Reynolds style moustache farm out back

[jabumbo]

talk about how/why you lost your license. i bet she would love that story!


people watching on the bus is quite a bit of fun. but its always better when a lovely looking gal pops on. i catch the bus in the morning when its full of high school kids who get off about halfway through my trip, so i've got little to look forward too

[Lex Diamonds]

I like ya kid, so here's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna let you into the secret society of bus pimps. This shit is like a long lost Bible, and no one else is to know about it otherwise everyone will start doing it and the effect will be lost.

OK so here's what you do. Sit across from her on the bus so you're facing each other. Make sure you have a bluetooth enabled phone, and so does she. Maybe drop a hint like whispering "TURN YOUR BLUETOOTH ON! ;)" so she's ready to receive (lol). Then you send her a picture of your erect cock and shaved crotch painted like an elephant. Then when she looks around to see who sent it just smile, nod, give her a wink and the thumbs up. This shit works everytime, it NEVER fails.

[russhie]

Ohhh, polite boys on PT <3

PT pickups are always nice. I used to catch the train home from school and boys would sometimes come and say hello/would you like to go out while I was stuffing my face full of hot chips :o

A man opened the train doors for me today and stood back to let me on first, and another caught me singing in my car while the tram he was in was stopped at a red light. That sort of thing makes me smile and duck my head a little, and then look up again smiling or biting my lip, and they usually smile back :o

PT is a pile of shit so go for it, basically. Maybe make a comment to her about the bus/trip itself, see how chatty she is and go from there. I'm always happy to chat to people on PT, provided they aren't deranged or whatnot. I got stuck next to a drunk Canadian once who would rub my leg and then pretend he had been trying to rub his own leg when I stopped him. Don't do that.

[Loppfessor]

Why the fuck did you lose your license? DUI?? Tell her that then ask if she wants to get a drink sometime. Women go wild for alcoholics...

[tracky]

I heard the best one ever this morning, speaking of deranged. Weird looking guy, bad hair, bad glasses, fat, looks a bit.. weird. He goes to the girl next to him, out of no where, in a really loud voice "they have no defense or armour but they have extra attack" to which she replies "I have no idea what you're talking about" and proceeds to retrieve her headphones from her bag. 30 seconds later she jumps up and moves to the back cause he's started rolling a cigarette. i had to get off and so I didn't see if he actually lit up.


Actually the story of me losing my license is long boring and mundane. I could spice it up a bit, but the truth is I was actually innocent for one of the offences but was too lazy to contest so just payed the fine, not realising it would cost me my license. the other ones were petty speeding fines like 71 in a 60 zone gayness. just revenue raising basically.

[tracky]

Oh no not just 1, I got 3 of them 3 days in a row from the same camera. Then another 1 for going 47 in a 40kph zone. Then to top if off this cockbag cop follows me back to work, "you didn't indicate going round the corner of x and y street, you indicated every other corner I don't know why you didn't indicate on that one" - But there's no point trying to explain to this cockbag that the corner didn't really require indication because there's only one way I could've been going. No, don't even bother. I tend to lose my cool when confronted by police and that usually just makes the situation worse...

[cosmo105]

Just start talking.

Heck, I'd probably just say what you're thinking. "I was hoping I'd see you again today. You've got such a great smile it made me happy all day."

Or whatever.

if a random guy said that to me, i'd be really creeped out and uncomfortable. just saying.

[abcdefz]

if a random guy said that to me, i'd be really creeped out and uncomfortable. just saying.



After you'd made a point to give him a big smile the day before?

[Bob]

tell her she has nice headlamps if you know what i mean, girls who ride buses are sluts

[abcdefz]

...or you could try the ultra-smooth, "Oh, is this your stop? 'Cause I think we should get off together."

[tracky]

After you'd made a point to give him a big smile the day before?

and today...

i don't have to open with that anyway, I could like tell her later when I'm not so random and strange

[Monsieur Decuts]

did you see those two girls fighting back there?

[Bob]

ask her "what are you eating underwear"

[Drederick Tatum]

bob, it's 'underthere'.

[Odie]

"Let's not turn this rape into a murder" Is the only line I know to have secured success rate... so i hear.

[Bob]

bob, it's 'underthere'.

under where?

[Lyman Zerga]

i think you shitheads are the reason why TRACKY HARDLY EVER GETS LAID

and why BOB is STILL a VIRGIN

[Lex Diamonds]

Bob certainly is a virgin!

[Loppfessor]

So what's the deal? Did you talk to her or wimp out??

[Knuckles]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[TOY]

I always get "SMILE! It can't be that bad."

or

"You always look so miserable. It can't be that bad."

And then I'm like "FUCK, now we have to talk about the weather."

[tracky]

So what's the deal? Did you talk to her or wimp out??

She wasn't on the bus this morning :(

[Yetra Flam]

You better do something before someone else snaps her up. hurry!

[Loppfessor]

She wasn't on the bus this morning :(

you probably scared her off with your creepy behavior the day before...

[tracky]

there's a damn good chance of that

I've actually got a girl, believe it or not :eek: it's just that I'm not sure about her. Don't get me wrong, I really like her and it's a good thing, and I'm probably just being stupid, but I guess I need something to compare it to, ya know? I'm finally getting some confidence back, so I'm gonna have to make up for lost time.

[Loppfessor]

You dumbass! You think that cus somehow you fooled one broad into being with you that now you can manage two??....You're going to fuck it up and wind up alone again... mark me words

[tracky]

either that or in a threesome

[yeahwho]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

I always felt that line was reserved for grocery store checkout lines, but now that you brought it up, I can see how this may work on a bus too. Just go a little higher pitch at the end of fuck and I think your in.

[Yetra Flam]

yeah man, what a great thing to do, go after another girl while you have a girl already. and it wont' be you that will suffer the consequences, it will be two girls you've led on who are gonna feel fucked over. great deal.

[tracky]

truth is I don't actually have a girl. I kinda do but kinda don't. It's all a bit weird at the moment to be honest and I'm really fucking confused. I think I just need to chill out and give her time, that's all. it's only been a few weeks since she got back from italy. We went out a about year ago just before she jetted off to italy, so I wasn't really persuing her (despite liking her a lot) because she was leaving so soon. So yeah she came back and pretty much as soon we saw each other again we picked up where we left off. But she's always so busy, and I'm so impatient. I barely get to see her, which is one of the things that makes me question where it's going. I'm not sure whether I want to be with someone who is too busy with all these various commitments. She's the daughter of a wealthy local who started a very popular food chain, but for some reason, maybe because her parents don't want to spoil her, she's constantly working. And when she's not she seems to have all these "family" commitments, like tonight she went to her dad's friend's new restaurant opening, last night it was her mum's uncle's one month mass for his passing. Which leaves me here, on the couch, waiting. And wondering. It's just I'm not sure myself, and she's not helping things by not being here. I'm sure given time, rather than sitting on the couch while she goes off to these things I could join her, but that just opens up another can of worms. Do I really want to be constantly doing that? I don't mind going out occasionally - but I'm pretty sure I don't want to attend the 1 month mass for her mum's uncle's passing. Then there's all the overseas travel. Ya dig? Ok, so having said all that, am I still a cunt for considering bus-girl? Should I tell the other girl how I'm feeling and risk losing the whole lot or do I just play along with it and see where it goes? This is the shit that makes me confused. Don't get me wrong, I really like her a lot on a personal level, but this busy lifestyle she's got happening has got me concerned. In a way it's one of the things that draws me to her, because she is very intelligent and committed to a lot of different things. She speaks 4 languages, plays god knows how many instruments, and now she's playing volleyball and hockey too. So all she wants to do is chill on the couch, which is what I've done all my life. In a way I think that's what draws her to me though. They do say opposites attract but whether that attraction is healthy is debatable.

[hellojello]

truth is I don't actually have a girl. I kinda do but kinda don't. It's all a bit weird at the moment to be honest and I'm really fucking confused. I think I just need to chill out and give her time, that's all. it's only been a few weeks since she got back from italy. We went out a about year ago just before she jetted off to italy, so I wasn't really persuing her (despite liking her a lot) because she was leaving so soon. So yeah she came back and pretty much as soon we saw each other again we picked up where we left off. But she's always so busy, and I'm so impatient. I barely get to see her, which is one of the things that makes me question where it's going. I'm not sure whether I want to be with someone who is too busy with all these various commitments. She's the daughter of a wealthy local who started a very popular food chain, but for some reason, maybe because her parents don't want to spoil her, she's constantly working. And when she's not she seems to have all these "family" commitments, like tonight she went to her dad's friend's new restaurant opening, last night it was her mum's uncle's one month mass for his passing. Which leaves me here, on the couch, waiting. And wondering. It's just I'm not sure myself, and she's not helping things by not being here. I'm sure given time, rather than sitting on the couch while she goes off to these things I could join her, but that just opens up another can of worms. Do I really want to be constantly doing that? I don't mind going out occasionally - but I'm pretty sure I don't want to attend the 1 month mass for her mum's uncle's passing. Then there's all the overseas travel. Ya dig? Ok, so having said all that, am I still a cunt for considering bus-girl? Should I tell the other girl how I'm feeling and risk losing the whole lot or do I just play along with it and see where it goes? This is the shit that makes me confused. Don't get me wrong, I really like her a lot on a personal level, but this busy lifestyle she's got happening has got me concerned. In a way it's one of the things that draws me to her, because she is very intelligent and committed to a lot of different things. She speaks 4 languages, plays god knows how many instruments, and now she's playing volleyball and hockey too. So all she wants to do is chill on the couch, which is what I've done all my life. In a way I think that's what draws her to me though. They do say opposites attract but whether that attraction is healthy is debatable.

1. I think you should read the book/ watch the movie 'Looking for Alibrandi' I could have the wrong idea but it seems a little like what you described you've gotta wonder if you want to buy into that type of life style.

2. Given that I'm a dork who still doesn't have my liscence I pretty much catch public transport everywhere. I've had plenty of conversations with random people from tram/train/buses but I think most of them usually began while waiting for them... anyhow I have spoke to a few people on the bus usually about the bus being late or the weather (if it's been exceptionally hot, cold etc) but yeah, I did say I was a dork. And I've never asked out anyone from public transport although I have been asked (like a few of times i'm not saying this happens like everyday or anything) I always said no. Guys that ask girls out that they just met on the bus are kind of weird, after all.

[tracky]

I'd be playing the daily routine angle ;) It's funny now I think about it, cause I see this other guy get on sometimes, he happened to be on today, and i've noticed he's always talking to this nice little blonde #, but it still seems a bit kinda like he's chatting her up. Seems to be working tho so good for him (y)

Yeah I'm not sure whether I'd be buying in to any life-style or not. but as soon as i finished writing that i rang up a completely different girl, asked her over for dinner tommorow night. <rambling removed> this one is trouble, too, but whatever.


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