nose hairs

[TurdBerglar]

god damn it!

im getting nose hairs that extend out past my nostrils and boogers and snot just clings to them like velcro. im constantly picking my nose because you just can't blow the shit out while it's clinging to the hairs. and plucking them HURTS LIKE A BITCH! i never felt a pain so sharp before. makes my eyes water and my nose run and then i have an extended sneezing fit.

FUCKING NOSE HAIRS. WHY DO WE NEED HAIR IN OUR NOSES ANYWAYS???


i wonder when im gonna get ear hair :(

[ScarySquirrel]

I always looked at long nose hair as the sign that you're becoming an old man... but I guess that's not the case if you're getting 'em so damn early. Ear hair is the ultimate one though, man. I mean, long ear hair.

Of course, I'm the 23 year old who doesn't even have to shave everyday. So what do I know?

[Bob]

one time i ordered chinese food, and the delivery guy was this old guy with one of those really long wispy mustaches you see on kung fu masters in movies and stuff. only it was only half a mustache, it was only growing on one side. but i looked close, and it turns out it wasn't a mustache, it was mole hair, it was growing out of his fucking mole and it was a good 2-3 inches long oh man

food was good though

[tracky]

maybe mole hair is stylish to them because i have seen almost the exact same thing. freaked me out.

i trim my nose hair every now and then, like once every 6 months. They don't really stick out yet but i like to trim them back anyway

[Yetra Flam]

i didn't think nose hairs were supposed to be plucked - that causes like soreness and infection inside the nostril. i think you're only supposed to trim them.

[Otis Driftwood]

Turkish barbers burn em off. I always wanted to try that, but I get scared to ask for it when I'm on the chair. Fucking face pubes.

[Rock]

i didn't think nose hairs were supposed to be plucked - that causes like soreness and infection inside the nostril. i think you're only supposed to trim them.

Word...i've yanked them out before and a couple of times it would get all sore and slightly infected. Totally not worth it, trim em.

[abcdefz]

How funny. The battery in my trimmer just died this weekend.

You know how long a nose hair trimmer battery lasts? Eons, man.

[Yeti]

Turkish barbers burn em off. I always wanted to try that, but I get scared to ask for it when I'm on the chair. Fucking face pubes.

I have seen stories on barbers that use fire to style hair. Here is a story of one----
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/174950/burning_barber/

I am thinking of braiding my nose hairs.

[ms.peachy]

one time i ordered chinese food, and the delivery guy was this old guy with one of those really long wispy mustaches you see on kung fu masters in movies and stuff. only it was only half a mustache, it was only growing on one side. but i looked close, and it turns out it wasn't a mustache, it was mole hair, it was growing out of his fucking mole and it was a good 2-3 inches long oh man

I believe it's considered to bring bad luck to remove them. I see it a lot on older Chinese people. Supposedly it shortens your life, or having long mole hair signifies long life, or something like that.

[Jitters]

Fist of the Nose Hair! (http://retekalers.webcindario.com/blog/Bobobo-Bo%201.jpg)

[jabumbo]

it really is probably the most annoying thing in the world

i try and trim it sometimes, but its so hard and awkward tying to jam scissors backwards and upsidedown. and its even worse for me casue im a lefty who cant seem to use scissors normally with much ease..

[paul jones]

nasal hair is as much use as that Plain White T's song 'Hey there Delilah'

[ericlee]

I always looked at long nose hair as the sign that you're becoming an old man... but I guess that's not the case if you're getting 'em so damn early. Ear hair is the ultimate one though, man. I mean, long ear hair.

Of course, I'm the 23 year old who doesn't even have to shave everyday. So what do I know?

Believe me, the older you get, the longer they get. I've never had much problems with them till I hit my 30's. Now my wife is naggin me about them and trying to get me to buy trimmers. I just prefer to pluck them cause I always sneeze afterwards. God do I love sneezin.

[TurdBerglar]

if you sneeze and stretch at the same time it's like a full blown orgasm

[Yetra Flam]

hahaha, male orgasms must be so shit

[ericlee]

and i hate how you'll have to sneeze so you work it up and it goes away. I guess you can call that a case of the blue nose.

[Lyman Zerga]

Turkish barbers burn em off. I always wanted to try that, but I get scared to ask for it when I'm on the chair. Fucking face pubes.

why are you here and keep talking about nose hair? shouldnt you have lederhosen strapped on and sip beer out of cleavagies by now?

[paul jones]

hahaha, male orgasms must be so shit

they are.they only last a few seconds.you lucky females with your multiple orgasms!

[Planetary]

one time i ordered chinese food, and the delivery guy was this old guy with one of those really long wispy mustaches you see on kung fu masters in movies and stuff. only it was only half a mustache, it was only growing on one side. but i looked close, and it turns out it wasn't a mustache, it was mole hair, it was growing out of his fucking mole and it was a good 2-3 inches long oh man

food was good though

i wouldnt be able to eat after seeing that, seriously