voracious appetites

[TurdBerglar]

im always hungry. always have been especially at night. if i don't eat i'll won't be able to sleep because im hungry. if i go more than a couple of hours without eating i get very lightheaded and weak. am i really hungry or is it all in my head?

[Yetra Flam]

hahaha fat fuck

[TurdBerglar]

nope

not fat


not as trimmed as i would like to be but not fat.

[Yetra Flam]

neither am i. i gather that some guys would probably think i was. they just can't handle it though.

[TurdBerglar]

and i know if i just stopped eating at night i would be able to get as trimmed as i would like. BUT I JUST GET SO HUNGRY. and it's not just snacking. i'll have another full meal. well maybe not a full meal but two large bowls of cereal or something. or some sandwiches. or some hotdogs. or some mac&cheese. or some chili. GOD DAMN IT I WANT SOME FUCKING FOOD.

[Yetra Flam]

ramen. there's never enough in the packet.
and mustard sandwiches.
and subways.
and fries.

[TurdBerglar]

i always have two ramens. i always have atleast two of everything. two cans of chili. two bowls of cereal. two sandwiches...

[Yetra Flam]

i like soups. vegetable soups. the kinds that have the really soggy noodle/pasta things in them.

[milleson]

Fuckers, y'all are making me hungry. Quit it.

[TurdBerglar]

WHY AM I SO HUNGRY

i fucking ate like two pounds of rice and anoter pound of pork roast for dinner! WHAT THE FUCK!

[Yetra Flam]

awww turd is a growing boy

[TurdBerglar]

oh god

i ate like three times as much in highschool. slept twice as much too.

[TurdBerglar]

not a meal every three hours

[TurdBerglar]

not a full meal...

[TurdBerglar]

you're suppose to have something smaller than a meal and larger than a snack if you do the every three hours thing.

[TurdBerglar]

im probably gonna end up making some ramen but with some butter, garlic and basil. I MUST NOT GIVE IN!

[Yetra Flam]

mmmmm ramen with mustard

[TurdBerglar]

you're retarded

[Yetra Flam]

yeah well you're obese in, say, 10 years time. so go fuck yourself fatty. fuck your own fat folds.

[TurdBerglar]

im too physically active to get obese. maybe that's why im so hungry.

[mikizee]

All this talk about food and being hungry is making me kinda hungry

[TurdBerglar]

maybe i can pass it off to you fuckers I DON'T NEED IT!

[Yetra Flam]

im too physically active to get obese. maybe that's why im so hungry.

You're gonna have some kind of injury and then you won't be able to have the same kind of mobility you had and then BAM! obese.

[TurdBerglar]

are you wishing that i get hit by a bus or something?

[Yetra Flam]

You could use one of those appetite suppressors. Or get your stomach stapled

or get really highly strung or stressed out.

[TurdBerglar]

or get really highly strung or stressed out.

oh yeah that has happened. got real skinny FAST.

[Yetra Flam]

i've lost 10 pounds :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

i can loose ten pounds in two days

[TurdBerglar]

that's what i thought too. but it stays off.

[TAL]

I should lose ten pounds.

[TurdBerglar]

maybe 4 packets of apple and cinnamon outmeal instead of ramen.

[Yetra Flam]

outmeal? hahahhahahahhaah

[TurdBerglar]

IT STICKS TO YOUR RIBS!

[TurdBerglar]

who the fuck eats non flavored oatmeal? ww2 vets?

[Yetra Flam]

who the fuck eats non flavored oatmeal? ww2 vets?

hhahahhaha

[TurdBerglar]

i ran to the gas station and got some tortilla chips and salsa

[Yetra Flam]

i'm so hungry :(
what am i going to eat?

[TurdBerglar]

cheesecake

[Bob]

you must constantly be on the turlet

[TurdBerglar]

once a day?

[mikizee]

yeah he goes there once, just never leaves

[TurdBerglar]

i hate shitting before going to bed. you just feel filthy

[TurdBerglar]

well real outmeal bland as hell

[mikizee]

I made tuscan meatballs with spaghetti and shaved parmesan and italian parsley last night. I added a little bit of butter and sugar to the sauce, and fuck me, it was DELICIOUS.

Man. I'm drooling just thinking about it. I think i'm gonna have to make it again.

[TurdBerglar]

and get cancer?

[TurdBerglar]

i'll just add some strawberry syrup and real sugar

[TurdBerglar]

i had for breakfast the rest of the tortilla chips i bought last night

[TurdBerglar]

yeah but it's like that diet coke sweet

[TurdBerglar]

What do you mean?

you know how diet coke tastes completely different than normal coke? it's like a fake/chemical sweet.

[TurdBerglar]

you know what concept i find entirely retarded? light cake. if you need to eat light cake how about not eat cake at all.

[TurdBerglar]

have you tried it? it doesn't taste that bad tbh

it's not about taste. it's just the principle of the matter.

[TurdBerglar]

if the person eating it isn't obese then what's the problem?

then you don't need to be eating it

[Lyman Zerga]

farmers feed sweetener to pigs so they gain on much weight pretty quickly

well i still feel safer using sweetener instead of sugar

[AdRockGRL]

I've got voraciuos appetites only when I smoke joints... If I don't I eat normally....i'm hungry at the moment... but I'm on work so (I could not smoke joints!!!)... i'll keep my hunger :p