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Freebasser
09-24-2007, 03:02 PM
Today at work, somebody from another office left 3 steaming floaters in the toilet. They were all perfect cartoon poos and aligned so that they looked like a monkey's paw, or a three-toed sloth's at least.

This was the highlight of my day.

Rock
09-24-2007, 03:02 PM
A picture would have helped.

Freebasser
09-24-2007, 03:14 PM
My camera was otherwise disposed (it's a disposable camera! :D :()

The poos took 6 flushes to go away. 6 of my flushes. Other people attempted to flush them while I was not in there flushing the toilet. There were probably many much more than 6 flushes.

I hope it happens again tomorrow (y)

TimDoolan
09-24-2007, 11:25 PM
My camera was otherwise disposed (it's a disposable camera! :D :()

The poos took 6 flushes to go away. 6 of my flushes. Other people attempted to flush them while I was not in there flushing the toilet. There were probably many much more than 6 flushes.

I hope it happens again tomorrow (y)

In public toilets thats ok. Home is another story. At school I got used to industrial strength flushers, things that take a milisecond for shit to go down and when you flush they sounded like an explosion. Music to my ears. A luxury I no longer have.
Now I'm back home and the water suction is so weak, 10% of my shits go down on the first flush, the rest stay there. I let it mellow till it gets soft and then I usually have to manipulate the turd with a plunger to get it down. This is usually without toilet paper. To make matters worse, since I got home from school my diet has changed. I'm eating more fruits and veggies so now I get floaters, so even if the load is small the poop lingers.