when the Zombie Apocolypse comes...

[cookiepuss]

what will be your weapon of choice? If you die at the hands of zombies how will it go down? will you go peacefully sippin a brew at your local pub or will you go down in a blaze of glory?



what's that stick with a chain and a metal spiked ball on the end called? I want one of those.

I'd fight for the first 15 minutes at least...then I'd probably say fuck it and get eaten.

yup.

[kleptomaniac]

i think it's called a mace. are you fighting zombie knights? :p

[Drederick Tatum]

pump action shotgun. in the virtual world I've shot quite a few zombie/enemies/kittens in the face with it and I'd love to get the chance to try out my skills in real life. I reckon I could take dozens before they slowly close in around me.

[cookiepuss]

hahaa. noooooooo. but I will get Medieval on thier zombie ass.....

I just figure with guns...you eventually run out of bullets unless you are held up at an armory.

and you gotta squash the zombie's heads to kill em, right? well I think those mace things are designed for crackin heads open. plus it's on a chain so you don't gotta get to close to do the damage.

[cookiepuss]

I've always wanted a zombie apocalypse to occur

yeah, I'm thinking it should happen. it just should.

but there's one thing I've always been a bit confused about...and the movies never address this....once the zombies have eaten all the people and there's nobody left on earth except zombies...what do zombies eat?

they would starve wouldn't they? Zombies won't eat other zombies, will they?
:confused:

[cookiepuss]

Can they eat animals?

well in the remake of Dawn of the Dead they don't eat animals. the dog gets past them unharmed. they want human flesh.

I don't know if zombie animals have ever been featured in a film.

at anyrate...they would eventually eat all the animals too...so i just wonder....

how long does it take the undead to starve to death or uh...undeath?


my brain is working over time today, kiddies. oh yes. gotta figure this stuff out pronto.

[Drederick Tatum]

holy shit those zombie dogs scared the crap out of me when they burst through the window in the first Resident Evil.

[Rock]

crossbow with lots and lots of arrows for slombies. Nice and quiet, won't cause much attention to me.

[TAL]

Either way, a flail won't do shit when there's like 20 zombies coming at you.

Neither will a gun that runs out of bullets, just like she said in her second post.

[icy manipulator]

a really big sharp fuck off Katana

[skra75]

well in the remake of Dawn of the Dead they don't eat animals. the dog gets past them unharmed. they want human flesh.

I don't know if zombie animals have ever been featured in a film.

at anyrate...they would eventually eat all the animals too...so i just wonder....

how long does it take the undead to starve to death or uh...undeath?


my brain is working over time today, kiddies. oh yes. gotta figure this stuff out pronto.

Zombies will eat anything with living flesh.

Undead cannot starve, they only consume and they do not digest anything they eat. Their stomachs become bloated with decomposing "eaten" flesh.
They will only be destroyed by a) destroying the brain b) decomposing to the point where they cannot move around anymore.

For b), you still will get a creepy half-corpse slagging itself around tring to eat ankles and bugs and shit.

Also, I would carry a simple 22 calibre rifle, semi auto. It is easy to clean and easy to replace ammo, you could steal it from wal mart. I'd also carry a machete and a hatchet. A samurai sword might be nice but I don't know jack shit about wielding a sword. And I'd get a hammock so the fuckers couldn't get me or my posse while I was sleeping.

I'd probably steal a boat too, a sailboat.

[adam_f]

Lawnmower.

[Junker]

I wouldn't face them, that's for sure. I would run like a little girl to save my poor life.


Yeah, I'm a chicken!!! ;)

[ericlee]

pump action shotgun. in the virtual world I've shot quite a few zombie/enemies/kittens in the face with it and I'd love to get the chance to try out my skills in real life. I reckon I could take dozens before they slowly close in around me.

Why go for pump action when you can fire off the AA12? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnaJ3hxO4LU)

I dunno, I'm so tired of guns though. I think I'll just prefer a nice katana or a double bladed axe.

How will I go down? If I know that I'm out numbered, I'll grab the first one I see and fuck it in the ass till they kill me. Hey, at least I'll be goin out while gettin some, eh?

[TurdBerglar]

what the hell was in that last magazine?

[paul jones]

A game of Connect 4

I bet zombies are fucking shit at that(y)

[TurdBerglar]

hahahahaha

[Yetra Flam]

household and garage items. a fire poker, an axe and blockbuster, a circular saw, an iron, a kitchen knife, and other things from the house.

i really like the idea of throwing knives as well and long sharp things to impale the zombies. no guns for me thanks. unless it's an awesome assult rifle.

[icy manipulator]

Why go for pump action when you can fire off the AA12? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnaJ3hxO4LU)



holy shit that thing rules. man i wish gun laws were way more relaxed here sometimes

[ericlee]

what the hell was in that last magazine?

I'm thinking they're high explosive shells.

[TurdBerglar]

sometimes i just want to bust the holy hell out of shit and i don't really know why. but the gun would be extremely suited for that. just kinda wondering around and destroying shit.

[Yetra Flam]

a tank

[TurdBerglar]

why is destruction so fun?

[Yetra Flam]

i love watching zombie movies, and just like, the whole killing people to survive thing.

i dont think hitmonlee would like it so much. :(

[icy manipulator]

why is destruction so fun?

it's a great release of anger. let me guess, were you a little pyromaniac when you were younger too? i use to have a whole days worth of fun with a bottle of shellite

[TurdBerglar]

nah i just use to smash shit it pieces. anything i could get my hands on that was needed anymore.

[paul jones]

I still haven't watched the Land Of The Dead DVD I bought months ago yet

[Yetra Flam]

i think it would be cool to put an axe through someone's skull and for it to be totally ok because they're a zombie.

[Waus]

Definitely some kind of blunt object, a bat or club.

Knives, swords, axes - that kind of stuff can all get stuck in something. Bad for crowds.

Guns run out of ammo, can misfire, and draw a lot of unwanted attention.

Pros read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Survival_Guide

[paul jones]

i think it would be cool to put an axe through someone's skull and for it to be totally ok because they're a zombie.

or if they're Plain White T's singing that 'Hey There Delilah' song

[Yetra Flam]

oh fuck, i totally overlooked the chainsaw. the best weapon known to man.

[paul jones]

oh fuck, i totally overlooked the chainsaw. the best weapon known to man.


no, the samurai sword,surely?

[Yetra Flam]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=78880&highlight=chainsaw

[cosmo105]

i don't want to resurrect an old thread, so i'll reply to it in this one:

a nunchaku is a very, very effective weapon. i used to teach basic classes (in karate, obviously) on how to handle them without getting hurt. there's a reason you start off training with foam ones. even those will leave you with bruises. you can deliver thousands of pounds of pressure per square inch with nunchaku. it's really very easy to break a bone with them, using fluid motions and calculated wrist movements.

it's been quite a few years since i've done any sort of practicing with them, but i bet i could pretty seriously fuck up some zombies with some.

[TurdBerglar]

oh fuck, i totally overlooked the chainsaw. the best weapon known to man.

what's the best weapon known to woman? knitting needles?

[Yetra Flam]

what's the best weapon known to woman? knitting needles?

menstral blood

[TurdBerglar]

looks like you're out of ammo...


good night! im going to bed!

[Yetra Flam]

oh, hit and run, i see.
pussy.

[Drederick Tatum]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=78880&highlight=chainsaw

flamethrower would also be pretty sweet. but you have to take into consideration that perhaps these zombies wouldn't feel the pain from the burning so would just keep on coming. then instead of normal zombies, you've got flaming zombies on your hands.

Why go for pump action when you can fire off the AA12?

after each shot/kill I've gotta have time for a macho catchphrase or witty zombie insult. the sound of my reload accentuates what a zombie battling badass I am/would be. how am I supposed to get those in with such a quick rate of fire?

[Yetra Flam]

yeah, the only way to destroy a zombie is to get them in the head. that's their lifesource. so unless you could make a flame thrower burn their brain to ash..

[Drederick Tatum]

This is pretty much a shotgun ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPuEuJx1MY)for the imminent zombie apocalypse.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't like those modern looking shotguns

[Yetra Flam]

fuck i love america

[Drederick Tatum]

i don't like those modern looking shotguns

yeah well, when you're a zombie and I'm shooting you in the face you're gonna like it even less.

[TurdBerglar]

im sorry. im not a fan of zombie porn :(

[Yetra Flam]

dude, you're all about the hot zombie sluts with big titties

[TurdBerglar]

you're pussy is the only decaying pussy i can fathom thinking about ;)



NOW IM REALLY GOING TO BED

[Yetra Flam]

yeah man, sweet dreams about swamp pussy

[Freebasser]

I'd need something classic, like a BAR. Bit of a WW2 theme. I could take out a whole platoon of nazi SS zombies with one of these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ0kom7Omo&mode=related&search=) bad boys.

The guy in the video agrees with me after he's finished firing. He's all "Thassa good weapon to kill zombies with, yessir".

[beastieangel01]

baseball bat. definitely a knife or two. Perhaps a machete.

if I had to go out, I think that I would hold on to a grenade, lead a large amount of zombies away from others (or in general if I'm alone) then blow a bunch of them up once they start chompin on me.

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont understand why people care so much about zombies

[Rock]

cause zombie movies are kick ass.

i don't get the chuck norris, internet ninja, and internet pirate thing....oh and the im in ur whatever cat things.

[beastieangel01]

social commentary.

or at least, that's what, to me, makes (some) zombie movies especially good.

Night of the Living Dead as a film made in reaction to the turbulent 1960s, Dawn of the Dead as a satire on consumerism, Day of the Dead as a study of the conflict between science and the military, and Land of the Dead as an examination of class conflict. etc.

[Lyman Zerga]

i dont watch zombie movies cause my movie time is mainly stuffed with chuck norris movies or cause i dont find them interesting at all..

[Freebasser]

i don't get the... im in ur whatever cat things.

At long last, somebody agrees with me!

[beastieangel01]

EXACTLY!

don't forget exploding heads ;)

[Drederick Tatum]

baseball bat. definitely a knife or two. Perhaps a machete.

if I had to go out, I think that I would hold on to a grenade, lead a large amount of zombies away from others (or in general if I'm alone) then blow a bunch of them up once they start chompin on me.

1) knives?! you're crazy. these zombies are after your brains, not your wallet.

2) if you had a grenade why would you lead some away from the others? why not just rush the zombie mass and try to take out as many as possible?

[beastieangel01]

1) knives?! you're crazy. these zombies are after your brains, not your wallet.

2) if you had a grenade why would you lead some away from the others? why not just rush the zombie mass and try to take out as many as possible?

1. have you ever played as Tofu on RE? It's hilarious. And fun. And it gave me an affinity for knife use on zombies.

2. I meant lure them away from other survivors if they were in fact around.

3. In reality, I'd have a gun and two bandoliers, a few grenades, and a machete. And if I could wield it, a sawed off shotgun. But I was trying to have fun with it :p

[Drederick Tatum]

fun?! since when has a zombie apocalypse ever been fun!?!?!

[beastieangel01]

every time, baby.

every time.

[Audio.]

I dunno I would just run them over with a monster truck with an M60 installed while playing Iron Maiden songs

[Bob]

every time, baby.

every time.

let's be realistic here, there's probably only going to be one

i think i'd use either a sledgehammer or one of those medieval maces, the ones with chains. you want a blunt object, and those seem to me to be the bluntest

oh fuck, cookiepuss called the mace in the first post

ok then, pepper spray

[TurdBerglar]

i think the mosnter truck machine gun combo wins. yes we have a winner. replace the gun with an rpg or flamethrower.

[Bob]

maybe that auto-shotgun

[Yetra Flam]

god i love monster trucks

[paul jones]

god i love monster trucks


one of my dreams in life is to ride a monster truck over some zombies(y)

[Yetra Flam]

the monster truck has to be emblazoned with american flags

[paul jones]

the monster truck has to be emblazoned with american flags


and accompanied by 'I am a real American' song that Hulk Hogan used

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.the-monstertrucks.de/pics/Monstertrucks193.jpg

[Yetra Flam]

oh god yes

[paul jones]

http://www.the-monstertrucks.de/pics/Monstertrucks193.jpg

I MUST have that!

the starsky and hutch car can wait

[ET]

I'd use this (http://www.defensereview.com/stories/aa-12/U.S.%20Marine%20Firing%20AA-12%20Full-Auto%20Shotgun%20(AA12%20Machine%20Shotgun).jpg) or this (http://www.hungrylizardstudio.com/art3d/images/Gatling%20Shotgun.jpg). Lightsaber was my second choice but that's just silly. There's no way it'd be as kickass as a Gatling shotgun.

I'd probably get taken out when I had the dumb idea to light the zombies on fire in a homicidal rage after they killed my survival partner; Harry Connick Jr. Walking fire hazards. I'd get torched.

[jackrock]

I have a machete from Guatemala just waiting to be used. That and a Chain Gun.

[beastieangel01]

oh oh oh

I forgot. I saw RE Extinction this weekend and well yes, it's a throw away popcorn zombie flick BUT

there was a part where she is fighting a pretty nasty creature/man, basically, it would be a major boss in the video game. I said to my friend "Oh shit son you need the grenade launcher and some acid rounds to take that motha out!"

and he just gave me a blank stare :/

[cosmo105]

HAHAHAHAHA

i do that too :o

[ericlee]

http://www.the-monstertrucks.de/pics/Monstertrucks193.jpg

Man, when I opened that up, the only thing I could think of is that the way his hands are draped across the hood, it looks liek it has goatsee potential. Sure, a goatsee truck would either suck em in to the fan blades or just plow them over.

[Videodrome]

after a year of really thinking about my weapon of choice, i'm going to need a sword and some knives. maybe a pitchfork or an axe. actually i don't really know. i guess i could use some more time to debate this.