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[insertnamehere]

It's the 25th there now right? Anyone got halo 3 yet? Is it amazing?

[hellojello]

I'm coming out Feb 1st, that'll be pretty awesome.

[TurdBerglar]

you'll be gay in feb 1st? how come not now?

[hellojello]

you'll be gay in feb 1st? how come not now?

You're about 7 years late for that one.

[TurdBerglar]

so you really came out 7 years ago? im so confused!

[TurdBerglar]

so wait! if you're coming out after 7 years of already coming out does that mean you're goin back in? kinda like how a double negative works? now im really confused!

[Drederick Tatum]

it comes out tonight at 12.01am I think. I don't have a 360, but this weekend is 4 player co-op nerdfest on projector at friend's house. wooooo video games!

[TurdBerglar]

am i the only one that finds halo incredibly boring and very basic?

[TurdBerglar]

good

[TurdBerglar]

i think i beat the pc version in two sittings. it was waaaay to easy.

[insertnamehere]

its mostly about multiplayer


i never got past the second level where you have to play as an elite in halo 2 just cause it was so god fucking damn anoyying

[TurdBerglar]

the multi is just as basic and boring too. i think this game was developed in mind for people that have never played this type of game before.

[insertnamehere]

i'll admit it. unreal is too hardcore for me.

[TurdBerglar]

you don't even need to fight in the game. you can literally run through every level and avoid most of the zombie things. the only things you really need to attack are the big alien dudes.

[QueenAdrock]

I think one of my friends is camping out tonight for it. TOO BAD IT'S FUCKIN' COLD OUTSIDE, LOL

[icy manipulator]

INH - yep, it's out here, housemate bought the legendary pack last night. he's played it for 15 hours straight, and finished it. now there's a master chief helmet in our house and a big ass poster on the wall. we've got a projector and it looks fucking sweet on that. my housemate actually quit his job because his work wouldn't give him time off for when halo 3 was released. no joke

btw i'm not into halo so i'm useless on any of the specifics of the game

[Drederick Tatum]

it comes out tonight at 12.01am I think. I don't have a 360, but this weekend is 4 player co-op nerdfest on projector at friend's house. wooooo video games!

actually it came out last night at 12.01am. nerdfest still on though. woooooo nerds.

[insertnamehere]

fact: i've played halo 2 wearing a paintball helmet before. for lack of a master chief helmet.


that was only once or twice though and also kind of a joke. im not some kind of crazy halo freak. i promise. im not even any good.

[YoungRemy]

I'M A GROWN MAN, PASS ME THE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER SO I CAN SIT AROUND SHOTING PEOPLE!!! I HAVENT HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE 1986!!

[Bob]

the multi is just as basic and boring too. i think this game was developed in mind for people that have never played this type of game before.

i think it's only popular because it's one of the few decent console FPS games. when you play it on the PC though it's really boring

[TurdBerglar]

the major thing is the pace is just too incredibly slow. i guess it has to be that way for using a controller.

[Drederick Tatum]

that's just your ADD talking, turd.

[TurdBerglar]

i forgot to mention this earlier


my first class was canceled because only 4 people showed up. then my next class only had about a third of the students. then it dawned on me that no one showed up because of fucking halo. is it really that good?

[Drederick Tatum]

4 player co-op yo. collective video gaming without having to do all that nerdy LAN shit. cannabis, alcohol, HALO 3, and lots of shouting. fuck school.

[Bob]

drunk halo is pretty damn fun

[Drederick Tatum]

laughing like a drunk lunatic while driving the warthog and repeatedly crushing my fellow master chief is one of my best memories of HALO2.

[Bob]

laughing like a drunk lunatic while driving the warthog and repeatedly crushing my fellow master chief is one of my best memories of HALO2.

yeah i would piss everybody off with that too. everyone else was trying to kill each other, to play the game like it's supposed to be played or whatever, and they'd all hide all over the canyon with sniper rifles and junk. but the problem was that they were all a lot better than me, so rather than play to kill, i played to be as hard to kill as i possibly could. so i just grabbed the warthog and fishtailed all over the ground. people would shoot at me, and then they'd give away their position and get shot themselves. meanwhile i was just driving the warthog around, not dying, and getting yelled at by everyone.

i also liked to use the melee attacks for the weapons that had them. i didn't get many kills but it was always very gratifying when i did. my one friend hated it when i got him like that, he'd go "GODDAMNIT BOB IT'S A GUN, JUST FUCKING SHOOT THE THING"

[insertnamehere]

haha bob. sounds like me. i like to hop around like a bunny.

also, sticking someone in the face with a grenade is one of the most satisfying things you can do. even though sometimes you yourself get killed in the impending blast. i got really good at sticking people. plasma grenades and SMGs FTW!

i suck at sniper rifle :( and fairly suck at battle rifle

[Drederick Tatum]

worst news ever. xbox has fucked itself and now will be needing repair. it's not under warranty either because my friend installed some, how you say, extra features in the box. there's 200$ to get it fixed right there. so no Halo for us.

[insertnamehere]

did you get the red ring?

sorry dear. we can be halo-less together

[Drederick Tatum]

thats exactly what happened. death lights.