I spent 4 hours waiting for cleavage today

[adam_f]

This lady, nay, milf I work with was allegedly showing massive cleavage earlier before she started working this morning when she was talking to my boss. Of course, the boss man tells me this around 1030, which left me with four hours to wait until she takes her apron and work shirt off (she works in the bakery) and leaves in her street clothes.

This milf, oh my God. Seriously...she's like Stacy's Mom with slightly bigger boobs and the bluest of blue eyes...oh my God.

I waited and waited with much anticipation for 230 to arrive and when it finally did...she still had her work shirt on. There was no blue tank top revealing what I had anticipated. We talked for a minute, she really is fun to talk to, but goddammit, I wanted some boob and all I got was conversation.

I don't ask for much. Really, the only thing I ask for is to not get kidnapped on my way out from work. That's it. If I don't get kidnapped, I'm happy. But all I wanted was to sneak a peek down her shirt. It not only would've made my day, but it would've offered unlimited masturbation potential because I've used about as much as I can use for now. God...that was so selfish on her part.

Life's a bitch and then you die without some trouser wood.

[Rock]

4 hours for a cleavage shot? Thats kind of sad.

[adam_f]

Seriously...it's all I had going for me today. It was the worst shift of my life for various reasons and it's really all I had to look forward to, so don't judge me, please.

I said please.

[Rock]

Maybe not as sad as driving an hour to go to a strip bar though.

[adam_f]

If I had photo evidence, I wouldn't be bitching right now.

[ScarySquirrel]

Maybe not as sad as driving an hour to go to a strip bar though.
I resent that.

[jabumbo]

where do you work? i'll get these kids some photo evidence for you

[Bob]

ummmm

[adam_f]

Ummmmm, what Bob?

[Bob]

jabumbo's creeping me out again

[Auton]

sad

[Freebasser]

Sounds tongue in cheek to me.

[jabumbo]

getting you some cleave evidence creeps you out? goodness bob....



and what did i do before to make this an again?

[Yetra Flam]

I really don't get the whole concept of MILFs.
I also don't get how pushing a child out of your vagina seems to increase sex appeal.

[TurdBerglar]

it makes the ass and hips BIG

[Yetra Flam]

and the vaginal passage!

[Lex Diamonds]

Man, what a dork. I woke up with a beautiful naked woman and had amazing sex this morning, you spent 4 hours waiting to see if you could get a peek down someone's top. That's pretty sad.

Mind you, I guess not everyone can be as awesome as me. I rule so hard.

*high five*