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Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:16 PM
could someone tell me what they mean and how they work. not for any particular reason, i'm just curious.
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:20 PM
like when a retard gets loose and runs across the green and gets his foot caught in the hole and the game needs to be delayed
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:23 PM
don't make retard jokes in my thread
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:24 PM
like when a vietnam vet with no legs gets loose and rolls across the green and gets his stump caught in the hole and the game needs to be delayed
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:26 PM
how does one "get loose"?
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:29 PM
warm bath and a fantasy?
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:31 PM
when i think of vietnam vets, i think of leuitenant dan
YoungRemy
10-03-2007, 10:31 PM
a better golfer takes his or her average score and basically gives a few strokes to the golfer that isnt as talented...


it provides for a more competitive match between a pro and an amateur...
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:32 PM
so what's the deal with the really high handicaps like, 40 or more? is that person like, 40 over par in their golf games?
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:34 PM
well this got boring quick

we need some death and destruction in here
YoungRemy
10-03-2007, 10:45 PM
so what's the deal with the really high handicaps like, 40 or more? is that person like, 40 over par in their golf games?


its pretty complicated... so as not to bore others who have nothing better to do than to shit on every thread in here, I'll just give you this link...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf_handicap

I can answer all your tennis questions as well
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:46 PM
nah man i'm all up ons about tennis
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:47 PM
shit on this thread would make it better
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:49 PM
this is way more complicated than i expected.
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:50 PM
what do you mean? it just comes out the ass
Yetra Flam
10-03-2007, 10:54 PM
how does a vietnam vet "get loose"?
TurdBerglar
10-03-2007, 10:55 PM
falls out his wheelchair?
Gareth
10-04-2007, 12:00 AM
i was on a 26 when i retired at age 18.
not very impressive but whatever.
jabumbo
10-04-2007, 08:51 AM
36 is as high as you can get


its not really useful because only idiots bet big money against golfers who are that much better than them and usually the better player will offer a stroke or two anyway because then know they will win.